Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
OnlyAvailableID 28
Beaten to the punch, dammit. Udderly disappointed.
FlyingLeumer 19
Well at least now we can milk these puns for all their worth!
OnlyAvailableID 28
I'm worried what will happen if I make a bad joke though. The steaks are too high.
CommentModerated 17
I herd you were cowering in the car afterwards. Hopefully the car wasn't in too bad of shape and you didn't have to hoof it back home.
OnlyAvailableID 28
Its people like you guys that I dream of meating. Innuendo intended ;)
sonnyrosa 32
Well, I'll bet you're the laughing stock of rural Maine.
dav3800 7
Hay, come on guys, don't make so many puns!
27inch 9
I love FML for the comic relief of these kinds of comments!!!
CoGhostRider 31
Guess OP will have to hoof it now
loldatssad 12
I hope you didn't get into a beef with your driving teacher.
sonnyrosa 32
Where's the beef?! It's on your grill.
ShadowRaptor 9
Maybe you should learn how to steere.
Dave_Davington 34
When you hear about "cattle drives", this isn't what they normally have in mind.
MrsPegg 45
Too bad you couldn't moove in time to miss it! Im so sorry, but I just laughed so hard! FYL indeed OP! (Edit: My apologies #1- you beat me to it)
FlyingLeumer 19
All is fair in love and FML comments!
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
Zaros_fml 24
Another beautifully executed carpet bombing of puns. Tip of the hat to you, sir.
ak4608 8
Ah the joys of the country. I hope you're alright OP!
Cow305 4
AND COW!
dawnimus 21
Ouch. Shit happens though, my local train hit a cow recently - helluva mess and nothing they could have done, cow just ambled onto the track. Maybe go a little slower around corners in future though, might save you on car repairs!
rageandlove13 8
Cow tipping!
RedPillSucks 33
Cows don't accept tips.
olpally 33
Anybody else think of the "tommy boy" scene where Chris Farley falls in the mud trying to tip a cow? Lol.
rageandlove13 8
Man I love that movie...
FindingYujin 26
I've never been to the US but if your test is in a rural area, wouldn't it be easier with less traffic and other distractions ie people? More cows though I guess.
Wowxoxo 17
I took my test in rural Pennsylvania and it was the EASIEST thing ever due to that. I parallel parked, stopped at one stop sign and then turned back to the DMV. It was over in 3 minutes. No cows, no problems!
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah. I'm wondering how bad of a driver OP was if they couldn't brake or swerve. That means they were probably driving too fast.
da_directioner39 17
Is the cow OK?
Schiffy 18
I'm gonna guess you didn't pass....
LennyComa 39
How?....
SMHsohard 22
Cow...Middle of the road...Bam!
CommentModerated 17
How now brown cow