Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
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Today, my 15 year-old just told me she's pregnant and she isn’t sure which guy she slept with is the dad. I can’t even deal with this, she's 15 so I’m sure sex is illegal at her age, plus which boyfriend? How many does she have? I’ve been sober for 26 years, but god I want a scotch right now. FML
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
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Today, my 17 year-old daughter texted me, “Mom I’m pregnat” Yes, exactly how you see it spelled. She’s a senior in high school. Oh, and she doesn’t know who the father is. FML
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jesse480 17
Sounds like your daughter and you need to have a real long talk about self respect and loyalty if she was Dateing either of them
peacefully84 19
Sounds like a case for the Maury Povich show.
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Comments (241)
BlissfulLiss 18
At least it's just the two; that should be easy to narrow down. I hope she didn't downplay it though.
NobodyImportant0 10
I think it's time to bring out the shotgun. It does all the talking.
Dracoboxer357 36
13- The shotgun makes a better deterent Before Op's daughter gets pregnant, not After, but unless Op plans to shoot both the boys Anyways, I don't see it helping at all. After all, if she isn't sure which one it was, I don't think they will either. ;p Secondly, if you were one of those two boys and Op pointed a shotgun at you demanding to know if you had nailed her daughter, don't tell me you would calmly say "Ah shucks, you got me", and happily admit to everything. ;) That would probably add a lot more drama and confusion with the possiblity of Death on the line....
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why you're being thumbed down. Spot on. Shotgun vengeance isn't going to solve the current problem.
thatnucca 36
Sorry OP... The "Talk" ship has already sailed, hit an iceberg, and sunk apparently... Wish you luck.
angelitared 27
It's a hard situation, but be supportive!! A baby brings nothing but happiness!!!
Wakachulak 22
guess that's why all the girls on 16 and pregnant looks so happy
Pikawhore 21
How can a baby can bring happiness when OP's daughter is still a kid herself? Babies are life-changing and expensive. If she has the baby, OP will probably have to do most of the supporting.
angelitared 27
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Y'all are just haters!! God has given this girl the gift of life!!!! **** all y'all for your own selfishness!
brittyboo123 35
Not at 15. Her high school life is going to be very difficult. She'll probably end up dropping out if she can't handle it. Then what? Work at a dead end job to support her kid? Babies do being happiness, but not for an age that young.
rocker_chick105 31
Yes, the gift of life... while she probably ends up dropping out of high school and the father isn't in the picture. Hate to break it to you, but the reality is harsh. She's 15 and now she has to raise a kid. We aren't "haters," we are honest.
Sarah__917 14
Yah except when its not a baby who take care of a baby!!!!!!
cieloalicia 16
Yeah, they bring happiness, but they belong to couples who are stable and level headed enough to give the right care and discipline, not 15 year old ***** who don't know who the father is and have to have their families take care of them. Just because people are able to reproduce, does not mean that everyone should.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Hey at least she's having sex, I'm still a virgin. Sadness
Zen_Mei 17
You came to the wrong place if you're looking for sympathy
ApologyKick 25
The first seven words of 25's profile may have a connection to his misfortunes. Not that I'm against gaming, but if you really wanna get down your gonna have to get out first.
rosenkrieger223 24
73, You beat me to it. I was thinking the exact same thing. haha
AllenRed 15
Sex isn't exactly a good thing at this age, obviously... I'm 15 and my OWN dad would shoot me if I did it, let alone get a girl pregnant... .-.
Dracoboxer357 36
25- While I enjoy sex as much as the next bloke, losing your v-card is a bit over rated. Don't sweat it, just unplug yourself from League of Legends and go out and meet people occasionally, and take your time meeting the right person. But honestly, you decide your level of socializing with others, and not to use a bad analogy here, but if you want to reel in a keeper, sailor, it often helps to put your lure in the water. ;) Just a thought....
SuperDanielNL 23
I'd say if you suspect your kids are having sex, make them buy condoms. It at least reduces the chance of these things happening. Besides they'd slept with eachoter any way.
theycallmeTROLL 4
What you really have to do is warn them about all the diseases they could get by having sex
Dilwann 27
This FML was different when I moderated it. They described four possible fathers (e.g. 'the pool boy' etc). This version sounds a lot more legitimate. So for anyone in that situation: FYL.
grghillis96 15
Abortion?
Pikawhore 21
"Sorry, I didn't have time to finish my math homework. I was at the hospital having a baby."
Wakachulak 22
Look on the bright side OP - she is sure it's not her brother.