Today, I was in line at a gas station with my 3-year-old daughter. A "little person" was in line in front of us, buying a pack of cigarettes. My daughter yelled, "No little boy! Only grown ups can smoke." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
Today, I was finishing a cigarette outside of the mall when we heard someone fart. Turns out it was a little girl. They looked around, so jokingly I said, "We didn't hear anything." Her family giggled and so did we, until everyone realized the little girl was now sobbing. I'm a POS. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML
Today, after a long, tedious and annoying wait in line at the supermarket, my 5-year-old told the cashier, “Mommy says you’re too slow.” FML
Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
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Top comments
Boyufd 25
hopefully he has a great sense of humor
Aiden89 23
Did they have a short temper?
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Comments (13)
Aiden89 23
Did they have a short temper?
Boyufd 25
hopefully he has a great sense of humor
JasonThorn 23
Don't feel too bad, OP. Kids don't have that filter adults SHOULD have. How did he react?
ojoRojo 27
Okay but The guy *should* understand that little kids don’t understand that little people are adults yet
jcarter25 12
Southwest should use this story for a commercial. Wanna get away?
Sarah Townsend 7
My daughter did pretty much the same years ago, but the man she did it to was a friend... he was stunned into silence for about half an hour... lol
distortedcognition 17
Well taught, although the mini mini you should know smoking is bad no matter what
demix_fml 32
Oh, the mouth of babes .
WistayShlaio82 13
That’s ok, she’s 3. She’ll learn later. But for now, it’s cute. Like this story.
jk_waks 20
Hopefully he’ll understand that she’s just a child and your obvious next responsibility should be to explain to her what “little people” are!