Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I started to put my hands down his pants and jokingly said, "Sorry, I'm not very good at hand jobs." He replied, "I know." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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Henry8cooper 15
Even if it is a sacrifice - I feel confident he will let you practice all you want on his private parts 🙃
RichardPencil 32
That sucks. (just sayin’) You should improve your manual skill. That could... ...wait on it... ...cum in handy.
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Henry8cooper 15
Even if it is a sacrifice - I feel confident he will let you practice all you want on his private parts 🙃
RichardPencil 32
That sucks. (just sayin’) You should improve your manual skill. That could... ...wait on it... ...cum in handy.
SevieCookie 14
I mean...why would you say that when putting your hands down his trousers? It's not exactly a flirty thing to say. I can kinda see why if that's the kind of banter relationship you have with your boyfriend but his response doesn't make me believe that's the case. I would recommend talking about that outside of a sexual scenario if you haven't already. I know it probably would've hurt your feelings but he could also be feeling some resentment and that's never good. Besides, communication is always a good thing in any relationship, for most situations. Talking about it you could figure out what each other want or expect from the other and maybe he could show you how he likes to have handjobs. Also don't feel too bad, he's had his whole sexual life to practice how he likes to play with himself, so its what he is used to. May take some time for him to get used to you doing it as well as showing you how. Good luck to the both of you :)
sallygee 9
so you're upset that he was truthful? if you suck at it shouldn't you know so that you can improve? ydi
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Whenever a sexual partner says that something you're doing doesn't feel good, you should believe them. Whenever a sexual partner tells you how to do it so that it DOES feel good to them, you should listen to them.
yug1taht 2
You know how to make a hand job better? Use your mouth ;)
Nix188 13
I was the 420th YDI. Woohoo! Every man will always be better than you at HJ's because they know how to please themselves. YDI for not upgrading to BJ's.
evilplatypus 39
So tell him to guide you. Let you know what he likes and what he doesn’t. Unless you’ve had a dick, it’s pretty hard to know what’s pleasurable stimulation to one. And what might feel good to one might be rubbish to another.
0neiros 14
You should have grabbed his balls firmly and said "What did you say ************?"