Today, my church friends ditched me to go skiing with a bunch of jewish basketball players from another school. They said I’d "harsh the vibe" with my "principles". The photos they post online look like they’re having a lot of fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend dragged me out of a movie because they swore a bit and there was drug use. Apparently, she's a Mormon now, and, "doesn't want her values compromised." This from the same girl who tried to get me to try crack a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with friends. I'd ditched other friends in order to go out with these friends. At the table next to me was an ex, and on the top floor were the other friends I'd ditched. FML
Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
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Anderling 33
I’m wondering if you explicitly mentioning that the basketball players are Jewish and these “principles” of yours that your church friends don’t want around are related.
Pixee Li 2
It sounds like by “principles” they meant antisemitism
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Anderling 33
I’m wondering if you explicitly mentioning that the basketball players are Jewish and these “principles” of yours that your church friends don’t want around are related.
ElitistKarma23 4
awwh! so sorry to hear, but honestly, if your "principles" mean they can't have a good time, then forget them! true friends value you and your values. keep your standards high! ❤
RichardPencil 32
Who are they? The Lower East Side Globetrotters?
ayaaya 16
you deserved it lmao, you sound ignorant.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Imagine being so backwards you're the one kicked out of an inter-faith ski trip.
Pixee Li 2
It sounds like by “principles” they meant antisemitism
wrenavery90 12
The fact that you mention they're Jewish makes me a bit suspicious of you.