Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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Top comments
pepetto 0
awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)
AGGoddess 2
Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?
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Comments (144)
pepetto 0
awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)
omnistryder 0
I agree, you are a good person. I'd try to get a hobby outside of him though.
cokeorpepsi 0
this isn't an fml.
StoryOfTheYear 15
imagine if he broke up with her? 0.o
MrsFunsize 0
That's good that u dnt cheat on him but u really should have some time for u, go hang out with friends or get a hobby outside of him! U have to be more independent....dnt make one person ur "everything" b/c wat if one day they were no longer there anymore. U have to think about things like that but chin up OP, everything will be alright jst dnt become obssessed
killerviral 0
I agree
kristledaigle 0
i totally kno how you feel im the same way wen it comes to my boyfriend and he acts the same way. guys cant live with them and cant live without them
ssurtrebor 2
A "gd" person? What the heck is that?
stef108 3
Well said :)
stef108 3
To #94
Puma1990 0
get a life!
ffmmllyaya 0
y? she's fulfilling evey needs on the hierachy
cakezorz 0
obvous troll is obvious...
WreckerGirl 4
I'm sorry, but what does "trolling" mean?
serendipitiousne 0
Thats really sad.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
A troll is someone who causes/wants arguements at a forum..something like that..
PottentialFML 0
Instead of getting layed cause they can't , they seek pleasure in causing fights and debates on online forums.
AbOvE_88 0
I can just imagine #34 asking "what's a forum?"
Cristaderzi 0
Not to be confused with someone calling people out on prejudice morals etc. A troll usually says something racists first hopin to cause a war! Even I've falled for the bait... LOL
Horney4her69 0
gimme your #, I'll text u. :)
AGGoddess 2
Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?
HamsteronA 0
yes as there is nothing else left. (in a non nasty tone)
chasin_butterfli 0
^This and usually the person doing the accusing is guilty of something. You don't want to live your life like this. make some friends and please, find a new boyfriend. I believe your relationship will only get worse. Jealousy and controling behavior does not equal love.
iknowthatguy 0
agreed, they r doing what they r accusational about
kenyrabit 25
Agreed. It's most unfortunate that a guy you sound so dedicated to doesn't trust you. If you are loyal, and he doesn't believe you, than he doesn't believe in the relationship (leaving him no reason to be faithfully commited)
UnearthlyEnemy 9
I agree with Numah 3. And deleting texts could be to free up space.
darkmis1 18
^this
MF12 0
I do it becausey brother steals my phone and reads my texts
FernandoTorres_fml 0
If he dumped you, then I'd permit this to be an FML.
Rabbity 0
Get friends.
OooNooo 0
Dump his dumb ass cause he has issues! But you probably put something sick on him since you got him acting all crazy, but usually w guys if were (me being a guy n knowing them) always asking about you cheating there's a chance that were doing it or have prospects and are just looking for a reason to follow up on it.
CallMeHush 1
Since when isn't it normal to delete text? Your BF insecure much?
iamthespider 0
I agree, not really an FML. It's pretty normal if you're in a serious relationship to not have a life outside of said relationship. The only thing about this that even remotely ***** your life is that your boyfriend is and asshat with trust issues. I'd say he's the one cheating and deleting his texts from other girls and projecting his wrongdoings on toyou to make himself feel less guilty, because if he is so paranoid about cheating he is either a cheater or maybe has been cheated on in the past. Anyway, I say drop him and get a boyfriend who trusts you enough not to accuse you of stupid shit. If you have no life away from him, then he would probably notice if you were talking to other dudes all the time...
sd3tris 0
y do u get accused? lifes abt why to choose n why to b chosen. nothing is persistant if u r not wrong do not worry simple