Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Top comments
clevergirl98 20
Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)
Katthebamf 29
That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back
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Comments (106)
stingray112 24
Dam he stole a bike for that. That awkward distance where it's too far to walk and too short to drive
Pablo1321 14
i think ur missing the point here
ExtremeEncounter 32
Wow, two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.
jtfrisch 22
Lmao yes the hassle of whether he should have biked or drive is definitely the issue here
Katthebamf 29
That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back
ExtremeEncounter 32
Two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.
TheBelt 19
Wow. He's such a D
gabby_john_ 15
Also an A
starile 20
Cheating with some B
be82tw 17
Now I know my D-A-B's, next time won't you sing with me!
oab 9
So sorry OP! You deserve better than him :)
DaRito 25
This is the exact same comment that gets top on everything related to relationships.
socialproduct 19
I don't understand how he's picking up women when that's his mode of transportation. Nothing says "I've got my shit together" like showing up on a stolen bike... I guess
psychopolarbear 28
Obviously, he's trying to show his bad-assery. Nothing says "I'm cool" like stealing your wife's bike, right?
codesmithx 5
oh, the You deserve better vibe. What happened to forgiving
Isandri 29
He doen't seem to be the brightest person ever ;) at least u know it all now, I'm sorry OP
BlackIce911 17
Yay, you found your bike. The rest is just details.
clevergirl98 20
Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)
TheGolfGTI 24
I would have been two tired once I found that bike. Assuming that I was in your position, of course.
EvilLittleGirl 24
he doesnt have a car but has the nerve to cheat. HA.
chinaski7628 32
1. You can own a car and a bike simultaneously, so he may have a car 2. What does owning a car have to do with cheating? People cheat with and without cars. They generally cheat for reasons that have nothing to do with modes of transportation.
lovethatstach 18
why did he steal a bike if he doesn't have his own car?
FieldLeftBlank 20
#35 has clearly given the matter some thought.
Aimeejasmine 15
Funny thing about bikes though is that everyone can see your face...
JustinJK 21
You're not even old to drive. Hush #9.Go sip on your Caprisun and play with your barbies.
Coland 19
Funny thing about cars though everyone can also see your face
Logicscmogic 5
I'm going to guess he snuck out one night and the bike is silent. No car starting sound. Then was dropped off by the gf cuz he was running late.
NotPatSajak 11
Well hey, you get to buy a new bike without your (ex) husband stealing it.
Cads1 24
Jam a stick in the spokes as he rides off.