Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
mjninety 9
I bet you are glad to be leaving.
rein 8
leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.
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Comments (96)
theonlysweetpea 10
Remind the asshole you're leaving his house...
sandmancometh 3
You obviousely wore out your welcome. your dad is still a dick for saying that.
writergirl23 19
Wow u musta given ur dad one rebellious summer.
honest_scorpio 4
Don't leave anything important behind
Naeeboo 4
lol, dhats harsh. i woulda said yuh burn mah stuff Imma **** yuh up lol .-. FYL
arab_princess 3
Ouch... That's gotta sting. Sorry kid
oakleylove 3
My dad said the same shit to me
kittylovesyouu 4
Yes dad. I love you too.
purebliss7 6
wow your dad sounds charming. you must be proud.
Dallasluver19 14
...Be happy it's ur last day