Today, my school is having their homecoming, and it seems everyone but me has someone to go with. My best friend has her boyfriend, my brother has a date, and I have my hamster. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
Today, It's Valentine's Day. I'm single and in college, where everyone is posting their S.O.s and going on dates. I'm intensely introverted and shy, and I have a crush but I'm way too scared to ever tell him, and I'm going to spend my evening alone studying organic chemistry. Honestly, I just feel nerdy and lonely. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Bloothebawss 9
Dance with your hamster?
mrpuffypants 0
Take the hamster in a tuxedo
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Comments (193)
proski 0
Aw man that's gotta suck! Better luck next time?
SCREAM4meeee 0
yeah just bring your hamster? those things got hips!
Jennyboo5797 4
Don't complain!!! Put that furry little bastard in a tuxedo, go to your homecoming and party!!! ;) everyone will be jealous that they don't have a hamster for a date >:)
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Isn't that illegal in most states? Just sayin...
StoryOfTheYear 15
17- Lol, you're 14 comments too late with that suggestion ma'am. :)
Jennyboo5797 4
20: I'm suggesting that OP take the hamster to the dance, not to rape it ._.
Synapse_fml 0
give it a tuxedo and you'll get all the girls ;)
jillianmathers12 13
You should put him/her in a tux or dress! It would be so cute!
Jennyboo5797 4
Taking hamsters to homecoming is illegal, 20? :O
n_epic_fail 14
no worries, boys have cooties anyway.
tona01 16
Kudos OP for bringing ********** to the table, this boring only human parties need to stop!
Finn_the_human 5
What's with all this talk about bringing your hamster with you? You might as well bring your mom or dad (depending on what gender you are) with you instead while your at it.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Go stag! If you have a horse, too. If not, go rodent. I don't know about you, but I heard Hamtaro is an excellent date.
PutItIn 8
And I have my cobra.
iLOLatURpain69 7
I believe he means 'Handster'
mzblondiee 0
Winning(:
Bloothebawss 9
Dance with your hamster?
moparallday 0
Agreed.
imjuicygossip 0
Oh yahhhh
silver0jay 11
I hear hamsters are very dependable creatures. So good for you! :)
yougotapes 7
It would be cute... It be like sturart little :)
slushpup9696 12
Oh god, the hamster dance. I just went back in time.
FFPulley 9
Hamsters need love too!
mrpuffypants 0
Take the hamster in a tuxedo
hoodasswhitekid 0
I'll go with you, my names Curtis Jackson
travinator41 2
Why, do you have a problem with naked hamsters?
lopezoliviajane 12
Why do you have a problem with clothed hamsters? Ehhh?
BehindU 5
Hey, hamsters have feelings too.
ohSNAPyall 27
And this hamster feels like cutting a rug. Tuxedo, please!
rainydayz133 6
Tht would look soo adorable!
rchl101 0
:(
ceepevoy 0
today I'll be happier than a seal with a beach ball.
lover_of_fudge 2
Your date is a hamster?
Harpy20 24
Derp.
FruitSalad4225 0
Somebody's trying a bit too hard to seem like she knows how memes work.
slushpup9696 12
I'm surprised she doesn't have technologically impaired ducklips.
hughes5818 6
U look like a fucktard in ur picture
seeinghourglass 0
Dress him up and take him/her.
tigerlilypop 7
I feel like you should have also written him/her where you wrote "Dress him up".. not just the second part. xx
LakersFanatiC 3
52 is a win
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Awww a hamster in a tuxedo :)
Phranq 0
No need to fret, you will have someone. :)
liontigerfan 0
You will be prom king and queen at homecoming haha for the cutest couple or it goes to ur brother and the girl with the hamster!!!!!!
Awahso 25
Go single,leave taken. Not too late!
minisquid 9
Hear hear!!!
Blissfull_Sin 7
Lol I agree
jinki101 0
ew
foxmatrix15 8
U can go to homecoming with ur date hamster! Is his name Hamtaro??
sexylegs17 5
Hamtaro? No way.. Hammy is a better name! (;
SirBedevere 0
When I was in the 6th grade, I was in charge of the hamster. But then one day I got a cold and couldn't come to school for 3 days, and when I got back it was dead. And everyone called me hamster killer, and made a big deal out of it. But the thing was, they'd never once taken care of a hamster in their entire lives and yet they feel they can blame me for what happened, hoe dare they!
mrpuffypants 0
hamtaro= total weaboo
InfernalFML 1
Hamster killer
butterflies411 0
aww well best of luck to u! it will get better