Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
mjninety 9
I bet you are glad to be leaving.
rein 8
leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.
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Comments (96)
ABrighterDay 3
It's just a method to make sure you don't come back. You're on your own now. Good luck in your future endeavors.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ever heard of visitation rights?
imaninja1 9
11 and 15 win!
hellbilly205 17
Or maybe hes really an asshole...
pyrogirl6622 0
That horrible no parent should say things like that!
TheTerenity 9
Leave a gas tank
mrpyramids 8
On the bright side he was saying the truth
malignantmegan 3
Been there done that. I left behind a bunch of stuff but he brought it over in plastic bags so dads still love us they are just stupid
OfficeNinja 5
what a charming fellow. should have said "I have everything. when you are old and feeble I'll put as much effort into finding you a home that does not smell of urine".
emmakkate 0
HAHA!! Dude. I'm sorry for u…
leadsails320 0
he's trying to toughen you up for the real world.