Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Top comments
mjninety 9
I bet you are glad to be leaving.
rein 8
leave behind all your shit & let him burn down his house.
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Comments (96)
95Sins 7
thats Awesome parenting!
you_and_me_fml 8
All you need to do is leave behing a suitcase full of hairspray
hellbilly205 17
Great idea
SA23 0
Hey where are you from?
Cinn_fml 23
How long have you been there and how much have you contributed? Just a thought that there might be stuff you're not telling us. However, based on what you've told us, OP, he sounds like an arse, so you know, be glad you're leaving. Though it does suck.
hellbilly205 17
Why cant you just say ass instead of "arse" it just sounds dumb that way...by the way love your rules of ffm so true lol
Cinn_fml 23
Because I prefer the word 'arse' to 'ass', that's probably due to the fact that I hear it a lot more. I dunno if that's a UK thing or not...
hellbilly205 17
Ok ok i did'nt know it was a UK thing
fugdeamania 0
it doesn't matter what the person did, u DONT talk to ur child that way and who r u to say that they're not telling the whole truth?
Cinn_fml 23
Fudgemania - I never said that anyone should talk to anyone that way. I'm just saying that there might be a back story that would better explain why the dad said what he said. Basically what Pen said. And who am I to say that they're not telling the whole truth? I don't remember saying they definitely weren't. People really, really need to start reading the words like 'maybe', 'might', 'possibly' and 'should'. Or, you know, just read properly then we might not have misunderstandings like this.
Lemycakes 4
Cinn, sorry but you are a troll... I've seen you post so many comments that you just want people to fight with you about..
wild_n_out 8
not funny...
ohSNAPyall 27
In all fairness, OP was traveling with her collection of firewood.
yummylicious 5
Your dad needs an attitude change...
Tori2448 5
Nice dad u got there :)
alliecat1876 2
Dats his way of saying bye.....N DON'T U EVER COME BACK!!!!
jeinnor 0
Tell your dad to get a lufe
hellbilly205 17
Lufe?
dennisisgood100 7
That same thing Happened to me before