Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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Comments (294)
effarve 2
**** that little shit head! Go to your boss you rep and the students parent before that shit even gets a chance to start.
stevenmx86 8
"Today, after paying for all the schooling and spending many years in college training, I discovered I wasn't cut out to be a teacher because I was outsmarted by one of my new students. I teach first grade..FML..
Mgsquared 1
Tell the parents what the child said and ask them to consider where he/she could have learned that. Also report it straight away to your Principal. He/she needs to be aware of the situation and be on your side should the parents complain. You need to speak up and let people know NOW otherwise the kid wins! Also let the kid know he/she can't do that and that you will report them. Our society goes to hell the minute we let kids boss teachers around!!- from a Kindergarten teacher
annihil8or 15
Fail the k
Geegee425 0
Kids these days...
0opsie 6
If you explain the situation to his parents and the principal, you should be okay. His parents probably explained what's inappropriate and to tell them everything, but this little brat is using it to his advantage. I know this is a bad double standard, but many people find it hard to accept a woman could be a child molester. If you were a man, the parents might think you're using this as an excuse to touch him later, then you'd have a reason to worry. You shouldn't get in trouble is you speak up now.
harviss12 8
whipped
elisabeth1_fml 0
Why the hell didn't you march that kid into the principals office. Offense is the best defense. You should know better.
patrickalamo 48
Be carefull,.. Apple tree...these parents are most likely craze. Every year I meet my kids teachers and let them know if my kids get out of line I'm willing to come down paddle them. FYI this is ok in TX.
perdix 31
Diagnose the kid with ADHD and tell his parents to get him on meds. Pump the little shit with triple the dose to keep him stoned out of his little sociopathic mind and help yourself to some of his drugs for fun.
Killerturtle 11
Teachers can't give diagnosis, silly.
EmreArslan 11
Perdix, sorry man, but this time it wasnt funny. And OP teach him a lesson and tell him he will be in big trouble for being a liar