Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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sara_saturday 5
don't get too freaked out. don't count on parent support necessarily either. be firm. you're only his bitch if you choose to be. remember that you have support too, including access to a lawyer if you are part of a teaching agency. document the incident and tell your boss. this is all experience
Franco24 0
- get his threats on video. poke his butthole. ??? profit.
EnEl_Infierno 15
If only they still allowed teachers to spank students with rulers or something we wouldn't have so many problems in our schools, look at the older generations, they wouldn't pull half the crap kids pull these days because teachers laid down the law where parents fail to so.
EnEl_Infierno 15
En un tema aparte, pulgares para arriba si usted piensa que este sitio se edita de mas.
JiffyMix88 8
What?
muchagente 5
"In einem anderen Zusammenhang, Finger nach oben wenn Sie denken, dass dieser Ort sich mehr bearbeitet" - que?
EnEl_Infierno 15
#77 lol I'm just being dumb and referencing another fml that was edited out which shouldn't have been, and for anyone else 2 words: Google Translate.
mama8809 0
Did you tell your boss I would save your ass
penelope_fml 2
Just tell the parents he said that, tell them now, and you'll have no problem...
xgetxbentx 13
Why would you not send the kid to the principals office and call his parents? You can't be some 6/7year old's bitch for a year. Grow a pair, even if you have to be investigated, you didn't do it, the kid's medical reports will show no signs of it, no other kids will be saying it. Yeah, it'll be a pain in the ass, but it's better than letting some bratty kid get away with that attitude. Start reading the boy who cried wolf and look them dead in the eye.
captivemj 4
Yo look up! someone said there is no need for evidence! only the kids word!
a_nutritionist 10
lol medical evidence? this isnt csi... they arent going to scan the childs clothes for hair fibers and dna, theres no testing to prove you TOUCHED a child.
sylverdrag_fml 9
I don't envy you, but the kid who even think of trying something like that with me would get the slap of his life. And when he gets back up, sometimes near the end of the class, I would take him aside and give him a serious talk. Add 20 years to a kid like that with no one standing up to him, and you get a criminal that will either spend most of his life in jail or make you wish he did.
kittea86 0
to all those mentioning what ***** kids r these days, that is what not spanking ur children gets u
beklyon 7
Spanking is not the end all answer. I've never gotten in trouble as a kid so was never punished... Much less spanked! There are better methods for disciplining children.
woodrow68oo 2
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
AshleyCole 0
Kids know entirely too much at the youngest ages now...