Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my son asked me for advice over his girlfriend not "respecting" his pathetic need for near-constant sex. I got so bored listening to the misogynistic horseshit spewing out of his mouth that I totally zoned out. I came to as he started hurling abuse at me for not siding with him. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since our 12 year-old son walked in on us having sex. Ever since then he’s treating his mom like she was the victim of some horrible crime and treats me like I should be in prison. He refuses to stop, even though we’ve both spoken to him about it. FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why would you walk in on him "again?" One time may be an accident, but after that, you're just a rude perv.
Royal Sataness 4
it's called knocking and waiting for a response. it's a courtesy you should give a child of any age.
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RichardPencil 32
Why would you walk in on him "again?" One time may be an accident, but after that, you're just a rude perv.
Royal Sataness 4
it's called knocking and waiting for a response. it's a courtesy you should give a child of any age.
HayNow 11
It's called "get a room" or your own house. Talk about rude.....
Plop 17
Bow to the alpha! More seriously, dude, I know you bought the house and whatever, but learn to respect your kids' privacy.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You should also feel apologetic. Give the kid his space. Or $50 for a motel room. Or at the very least a "Do not disturb" sign.
cuz803 46
There's a way to announce your arrival before possibly intruding. Is it possible for you to knock? Also, you own them both an apology for intruding.
mccuish 25
Did join in the fun
slkeithh 14
In addition to what everyone has said here about you bring a dumb asshole, why would it matter if they were having sex "again?" Why do you need to yell at him for that?