Cindell Hanson
Kids these days…
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Czechia
Corruption, corruption everywhere
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Anonymous
Read the room
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Courtney
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kids…
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
Mikabe
Sweden
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
PrettySureItsReal
Saint Peters, United States
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Anonymous
How to make a sociopath
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Babysitter Probs
Fresno, United States
Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML
spitstopper
Birmingham, United States
Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML
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SamiaK 4
That's awful. I have a 3 year old boy and I would never allow him to curse. He doesn't even know what curse words are. Makes you question the parenting style and discipline level.
spinspinsugar 12
maybe you should consider your own advice
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
From the mouths of babes! You should really consider ******* off.
spinspinsugar 12
maybe you should consider your own advice
RichardPencil 32
I have and then decided against it.
SamiaK 4
That's awful. I have a 3 year old boy and I would never allow him to curse. He doesn't even know what curse words are. Makes you question the parenting style and discipline level.
Lily_Rain77 25
ya, I work with littles too, this is way too common.
spinspinsugar 12
that's what happens when you swear around your kids and don't tell them that it's not ok to say that. Two things that start with S that I can't stand people do in front of children: smoke and swear
Phil 14
Many years ago I was helping out in the church nursery during the Easter service. There was one little girl who was maybe about Two years old. Anyway she fell off the bouncy ball, she was riding; and she said in her little Two year old voice "**** it." At first I wasn't sure that's what I actually heard.
distortedcognition 17
Please tell me you held the head in the toilet until the disrespect stopped coming from it