Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
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Renesaga 8
You should "accidentally" quit, and "mistakenly" punch him in the face.
perdix 31
Yeah, you could go the sexual harassment route and get him fired while collecting a tiny sum after years of legal proceedings. Or, you could grind that sweet ass into his hand, become the head cashier, and get paid double or more for performing entirely different 'jobs.
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Comments (122)
Renesaga 8
You should "accidentally" quit, and "mistakenly" punch him in the face.
the_anti_hipster 7
Nothing like a little sexual harassment to start the job right...Your boss is a first class sleazeball. FYL op!
rcgirl2 11
I would've "purposely" punched him in his genitals.
Madden12 6
Or better yet... get him fired. Being new isn't a reason to tolerate sexual harassment. Chances are other people know he's a pervert.
JocelynKaulitz 28
You should "accidentally" fart next time he touches it.
silbot 11
Accidentally punch him in the balls 14 times an hour. He'll take the hint
blcksocks 19
File a lawsuit before quitting. Since OP is a cashier there is a good chance it's under video surveillance.
AYsalchicha 3
She's clearly overreacting. They were accidents. Lol.
tjv3 10
Our Operations manager is a dirty perverted old man I wish he would get fired but I guess he has something over the president of the company because he gets away with it. He actually promoted this girl who knows nothing and comprehends less than a log just so he can state at her and keep her in his office and work side by side with her. She has been in the new position for over a month and still can't do anything on her own. Is disgusting
ItzMeGuyz 3
You don't do that.
AwesomeJudoBitch 0
I would've used a high-class judo kick, but whatever floats ur boat.
KaylaDawnn 5
Sexual harassment much? Lol. Pervy bosses are the worst. I'm sorry you had to go through that. :/
hatesfate 6
Why do people state the obvious then say "much?" at the end like its cute? Its not, especially when said by someone over the age of 7.
KaylaDawnn 5
I wasn't trying to be cute. I'm sorry if I offended you....
Madden12 6
#5 I bet you're the kind that hates the word "irregardless" too.
doctorhook86 25
13: #5 might be a jerk, but the word "irregardless" is stupid and deserves to be hated.
zine_fml 5
Like your ugly ass has to worry about perverted bosses
bitch_pleez 10
13, irregardless isn't a word. Regardless means "without regard" so irregardless would be "without without regard" so removing the double negative, you are left with "regard." Therefore, people who say irregardless are retarded.
False_Stupidity 42
It is, however, a valid word found in numerous dictionaries which has its origins in the mid 19th century.. its an adjective and adverb informally meaning the same thing as regardless So irregardless of how you feel about the word personally, people that use it are not retarded.
shifted 5
Accidentally on purpose?
hatesfate 6
No accidentally accidentally of course!
aJaguarinRed 9
This is when I wonder is OP one of those hyper-dramatic, looking for things to bitch about types or honestly harassed.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, getting your Ass touched 7 times in less than half an hour without ever at least acknowledging it as and accident does seem a bit suspicious.
DJ_G11_SMITH 8
OP is the dumbest thing I've ever heard People talk about. I don't even know what OP was
Prettygirlnswag 5
Op is a girl
aJaguarinRed 9
It was implied in the FML that the boss claimed they all were accidents. Could be a closed in space! I just have known a lot of girls who assumed the worst and over-exaggerated everything. Just posing an honest question.
calilovergirl 4
First and last day of work! You could become rich if that was on camera....
mystashisgone 6
I have somewhat had this problem... I am a manager at a local fast food restaurant. Now only speaking for myself, but I am just the right height and it seems that people I train aren't in the flow of things yet. So it happens more with them that I accidentally graze or touch certain parts of them on complete accident. This sometimes freaks me out because well lets say I'm an adult and usually trainees are 16-17 yrs old. However, this only happens on occasion and I make sure whoever understands it is an accident. This many times in a half hour seems suspicious.
onlychildFTW 34
Well touching someone by accident happens in many situations. And especially because there isn't a lot of room in those check out lane areas. But 7 does seem like more then accidents.
SMSgtBrown 3
Sorry about being rude but, You don't say?
Ilovefutbol 8
You need to tell someone pronto!
matador21 2
Funny how everyone assumed it was a he.......
DjeePee 25
Let's just say sexual harassment is mostly performed by men, which makes the chance that OP's boss is a man very high.
Helloilike_lacro 8
19- you're no worse than the comment a few back stereotyping is annoying
DjeePee 25
...Stereotyping? Hello, FML-users, most victims of sexual harassment are women, which makes the culprits merely men. It's called 'statistics'.
natkat78 3
Lol!!! IKR!! I was thinking the same thing!!
perdix 31
Yeah, you could go the sexual harassment route and get him fired while collecting a tiny sum after years of legal proceedings. Or, you could grind that sweet ass into his hand, become the head cashier, and get paid double or more for performing entirely different 'jobs.
Quikraptor 8
Half of this. Because apparently people assume you can dress like a **** on a job site. And assume OP is even dressed as such. People, us guys are pigs. We grope even properly dressed women because we think we're suave, or attractive. But that's just illegal any way you put it. Doesn't matter how she dresses. "She's asking for it." does NOT equal "yes".
allie2590 31
Or fart in his hand. Maybe he'll knock it off then. haha
Crazberry 5
So does that mean the things between your legs should be used for target practice? Or should I aim my foot towards your prostate instead?