Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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Comments (294)
band_geek 18
As an Early Childhood Edu Major and my church's Teacher's Assistant/Teacher, I know how that feels. T__T
chosha_fml 27
Tell his father what he said immediately or you really will be.
blacksswan 10
Wtf? His slave? What's wrong with you? Use your brain and report him. Someone needs to straighten this kids messed up head. If I were you and he said that to me, I would have taken him to the principals office.
marlagotzrandoma 0
Why be his slave if its not true ... It's not true right ?
sarahrocrocrocks 5
tell the ******* principle / parents dumbass, if you cant think of that then you shouldnt be teacher. FYL.
1000waystofml 0
Lol its august, i dont think school starts yet... Idk i live in canada what do i know xD
nicole8402 4
Some schools in the US start as early as the 2nd week of August.
Bobby64 29
Many schools in the US do start in August. A few wait until after Labor Day, but fewer and fewer are.
Sorato 2
Go in with a digital recorder and when he starts with other children, stop him again. Bring the thing to the principal and parents and recommend counseling.
icic6772 0
Get ownd
ikickgingers 15
Now you can honestly say "I am somebody's bitch".
oxsome 1
that brat! you should call his parents get them to come to the school and tell them what he says. tell them that this kind of behavior is unecceptable in you classroom and that next time you would consider talk to childe cervice to see where he gets this ideas from. and im saying this as a teacher my self for 2nd grader. if you tell the parent first theres nothing the kid can do later