Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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Comments (294)
NANDwich 5
The little shit clearly already has a behavioral problem, nobody's going to believe him.
bigdurrdy 4
I'd talk to the principal and your school's guidance counselor. It sounds like this kid has been sexually abused before.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Owned by a small child.
Jollymanroper 1
For starts, you're a women and women don't ever touch kids so you've got nothing to worry about. If you were I guy I imagine you wouldn't have a job and have sexual assault charges already on you.
katiek97 0
You should tell the school. This kid is like 6 years old! Don't take shit from him!
Ruby246 0
You should have shown that bitch whos boss!
kiakia0131 23
What a little brat. I remember the days where we didn't say stuff like that to authority figures. But keep in mind OP, the kid might have issues or have a disorder like ADHD, Conduct Disorder, ODD etc. I would just call the parents and arrange a meeting. And talk to your boss.
KB616 11
First, you need to go to the Principle, not the parents. There's probably a reason he specifically said he'd tell his dad, & u have no idea what his parents are like. You especially need to talk to the Principle before you record anything, whether it's audio or especially video. But you absolutely need to make the first move, b/c if the little shit says something first he could very easily ruin not only your career, but your entire life. Don't take the risk of sitting back & waiting to see if he really does it. If he's got the idea in his head & voiced it to u, then it's already gone way too far. Remind yourself that YOU are the adult & he is only a child. You're a teacher, so it's your job to teach, right? Start w/ a lesson on what happens when you threaten people & make up lies.
mandihbew 0
what a little ******. the nerve of kids these days -_-
eesingz48 3
Jeez! I can't believe some kids these days...