Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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iAmScrubs 19
Let's just hope he doesn't tell his dad that you touched him in the bellybutton. Anywhere but the bellybutton!
jbong 0
1st grade tho? Im impressed i dont think he learned that all by himself tho
Honestly_Lainey 21
The first grade dictator from hell? :/
Mokiikom_fml 8
The worst is that little jerks like that are more and more common this days, and it's like Peter and the wolf. When it actually happens, no one will listen and little dipshits like this kid will have endangered other kids who are actually abused but no one believes them.
Mokiikom_fml 8
No, it's extremely simple. It's in human nature to abuse the rules and twist things to your advantage. Corruption is deeply human. Children are no different. If anything, they are worse because they don't always understand the consequences. So naturally, a child hears their parents tell him/her to tell them if anyone touches them inappropriately, because they'll immediately intervene and it's a big deal and all... that's fine in itself, but in the kid's mind, this doesn't equal "oh, it's an important issue that must not be messed with", it simply equals "oh ho, I have a powerful weapon to use against anyone I want to get in trouble!!" Of course, it helps if the parents explain things properly, but that's not that frequent, and you can also only explain so much to a little kid.
Goldbug 1
Read your class the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Then, after he's falsely accused you a few times, hire a paedo to actually molest him. ;)
Sophomoric1 13
Time to invest in some type of recording device.
ma22hm 0
if his parents teach him how to respect others. He would not do this anymore....
catnip1998 1
yeah because people will believe a first grader over an adult teacher.
saintdalman 4
Lawyer here. Scary part about this is that all you need for a child molester conviction is the word of the kid. Physical evidence? No. Witnesses? No. DNA? Nope. The police aren't going to believe you, the child therapists will tell the child to stick to their story, and everyone the kid repeats his story to will be paraded in front of the jury making it 10 adults versus you. If you ever wanted to see what the USA would like under "presumed guilty until proven innocent", this is it.
RainbowHeadache 2
It would only escalate too once other parents found out. They'd ask their kids if she also touched them and if the kid is pressured enough they'll say yes even if it didn't happen. That's where the shit really hits the fan.