Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, a student told me to "F*** off!" I reported it to my boss and the student's parent, who is also a teacher at the school. My boss deemed it a minor issue and said we wouldn't be following discipline policy. Now, my boss frequently visits my classroom to bully me, likely due to the two of them being drinking buddies. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
I'd report that little shit to his parents. Don't let him boss you around or else more and more kids will follow and you'll be miserable. Stand up for yourself!
Mirorbo 27
Is it me, or are children getting less and less respectful at a sickeningly fast rate?
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Comments (294)
cleolappost 0
you suck as a teacher!! report his ass!!
RuskiManBearPig 4
What a little bastard:
hyden121 2
Screw that kid! Report that to the principle right away. Documentation may be the only thing that saves your ass.
facilitator 0
Go down like a pro. If he says that you touched him there do it... With a 9-iron
iwishicould 7
You should tell somebody the kid threatened that, of you say something about that before him, then it makes it obvious it's not real. You could probably even get the other kid to admit he was pushing him around
LilaBear 2
Yeah tell someone the threat has been made (the principal would be a good start) so that if the kid does say something people will be less likely to believe him.
ibetonthecubs 3
Here's what you do: set up cameras around the room, and anywhere else where you may be in the same room as him. If he complains to his parents, so them that no such thing is possible. Or just tell on him now.
kristidgranger 3
I would tell the principal ASAP so you cover yourself in case he tries to say that!
EsotericAura 25
So many children are sexually abused these days and adults think that it's just something the kids saw/heard somewhere and are just repeating it and the abuse just continues. And because of that it is absolutely imperative that they be taken seriously, and that the case is thoroughly investigated. Unfortunately sometimes one ends up in a situation like yours, being bullied. And I've dealt with enough bullies to know that there is no reasoning with that kid, he thinks that he's got you cornered, and a bully in power doesn't just give up. You need to take some measures to protect yourself: tell the principal about the threat; organize a meeting with the kids parents about the situation [if necessary have the other kid(s) as (a) witness(es)]; perhaps discuss setting up surveillance; and immediately notify the principal of any further threats. From there it's the parents and principal's responsibility.
rawritsannie 0
Same thing happened to me while babysitting. The parents just laughed and shrugged it off. I still can't get that little shit to brush his teeth.