dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
failedfather
Ferntree Gully, Australia
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nature called
Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML
anonymous
Fairbanks, United States
Today, while babysitting my neighbors' kids, their oldest son used a paint pen on the carpet. The boy blamed me and I got fired. He's only 3 and can barely talk. FML
CrappyDay
United States
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
ilana
United States
Surprise!
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
unemployed
United States
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
bbbbb
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
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thegoodlife101 0
hes a priest.
Anupants 0
kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...
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Anupants 0
kinda wondering what line of work you're in after this...
enonymous 9
Legoland apparently they frown on using shit as mortar for the Lego bricks...
portablecupid 3
Better than ******** Lego brix.
Climaxx 11
& that got you fired how? Pedo bear?!
humorizer 14
Did the kid proceed to tell his father that you touched him in his happysacks after you scolded him for pooping himself?
DizzyDemon0 9
I'm very interested in the whole story.. I'm sure there is a silent film to be made of this.
dre_bro11 12
50, that would make the kid OP mentioned very dumb, still being in first grade at the age of 10.
Flash8bro 0
54, well he did shit his pants and couldnt follow directions, so he might be very dumb ^^ who knows
Maxcold 2
Teacher...
thegoodlife101 0
hes a priest.
Anupants 0
Zing!
minisquid 9
::WARNING: RELIGIOUS BASED ARGUMENT IMMINENT:: THREAT LEVEL 8500:: The troll-o-meter is nearing 9000!!!
slushpup9696 12
And wait for the 200+ thumbs up.
twinmum_fml 6
29- that's too funny. Cleveland and brians girlfriend! Love it
shelbygordon44 7
34- Or the 200+ thumbs downs
sematariux 7
And "thegoodlife101" Knocks that muf**ker right out of the park Lmao
Buttsexpirate 9
Well it sucks you got fired but I'd try and make sure the kids okay. An event like cramping your pants in public is pretty embarrassing.
DoggyDoggWorld 0
"Cramping" your pants?
Buttsexpirate 9
Sorry meant craping. Apparently iphone replaces it with cramping
MrTittySprinkles 7
What you've never had a cramp in your pants? Lucky that shit sucks.
drawmesunshine 17
For future refence so your iPhone doesn't correct you, it's spelled "crapping."
CMichael 0
For future reference when you correct someone it's "reference".
sematariux 7
Mr sprinkles those may very well be the biggest **** I've ever seen on an Asian girl
drawmesunshine 17
For future reference, my bizzle.
facilitator 0
20, I read you bio and my mind exploded
LoveCali 0
Well..That's A Dumb Reason. Lol But Seriously Sorry:pp
slushpup9696 12
What Is The Point Of Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word?
melonsisback 6
haha it seems everyone on every FML is gonna make fun of the way you type
tylersign 11
At least that shoe's cool.
CryMoreFMLs 15
No it's not. Nikes suck. Adidas all the way! ( I'm so gonna get thumbed down for this )
rawr_etf 0
DC's own all. Js
uffiewuffie 0
DCs are an under appreciated brand. They're not very great
jellitonoctopus 19
Kids are becoming more and more evil!
darkmis1 18
Wrong FML
daydreamer244 13
it's a shame he isn't potty trained if he was your issue would've been just a little less frustrating.
primadonna9396 16
I'm betting OP is a teacher who denied the kid a washroom break because he was acting disruptive.
Perdition 4
No, you were probably fired because you didn't do what you were supposed to do in this situation. Obviously, you're supposed to beat the kid. Duh.
GwarKitty 5
Derp.
monkeybanana 7
Uh oh spaghetti O's!
benniful 0
one word. dinosaurs.
VandalHeartX 0
I think you were sent here to test *my* faith, dude.
ImFrackinBored 13
yes. dinosaurs. dinosaurs everywhere.
thatnucca 36
In this current economy, even the shittiest job is still worth keeping... Sorry OP!
bammeh 0
Punny lol
ItsTheKing 10
ZING!
nick347b 6
Where the hell do you work??
HomeAl0ne 20
He was a member of my SWAT team. We parachuted into a hostage situation and he screamed at the kid to hit the deck as he fired off a few rounds. Unfortunately the stun grenade had done it's work and the kid froze and got the bad guy's brains splattered all over him. Everyone's pretty sure he had crapped his pants about 5 minutes *before* he was taken hostage, but we are all being nice and going along with the story of him being "scared".
minisquid 9
^^ *mindblown*