Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
TysonFawlay 0
You're retarded for expecting to get a car. But giving you a book on photography is pretty stupid too.
Rx_man1 0
WTF be grateful u have a car Ur totally spoiled lol I don't consider this a fml from u.
mitch707 0
Grow up u ******* pansy Get a job, buy your own car and stop being so ungrateful
Dezroy 0
FYParentsLife for having an ungrateful brat. WTF is it with all these kids expecting a damn car for free?
lucyfire_fml 3
Geez, at least you have a ******* car. I know some people who would kill to even own a piece of shit car. You're a spoilt brat. You deserve to get something you don't want.
Silverill 0
I'm so not gonna give my kids(if i ever get any) any kinds of present on their birthday and hope they just have a good time with their friends and relatives.
xNephilim 19
Your kids are gonna hate you.
kfj19 0
GET A JOB AND BUY IT YOURSELF!
wormshero 1
You have a car at 17 and you claim fyourlife because you didn't get a new one? Grow up and stop being a spoilt brat.
cthulhu1138 1
Pull the silver spoon out of your ass, get a job, and buy your own damn car.
AugustBlue 0
This is hardly an FML, this is just a whiny brat doing what whiny brats do best: whining. You're only 17, brat. The only reason I got a car at 16 was because my dad went through a midlife crisis and got a new car, so I got the hand-me-down. And now, my younger sister is going to get my current car from me when I BUY MY OWN. You should just be thankful you even HAVE a car to begin with. Now suck it up, Princess, and live with what you've got. And yes, I realize you're a male.