Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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dreamofme 0
Lol DUDE STFU. Wanna know what my parents gave me for my 17th birthday? Boxes. So I could pack. Because we got evicted. You want a NEWER car? Psht, I'm almost 21 and have been surviving in college without one for going on my third year. Why don't you find something snobbier to complain about while the rest of us actually DO things with our lives without handouts from our parents. YDI for being so completely ignorant as to think you deserve a better car.
invisiblerabbit 0
eat your mom's **** filled slutty **** you ungrateful bitch.
Pixxie_fml 0
Shame.... What an idiot. I got my first car at the age of 24.... and YES I BOUGHT IT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kids today must grow up, at 17 - I was already working and living on my own.
sbarre1 0
Good. You HAVE a ******* car already. You've probably had it for a year. Grow up and get a job if you want a new one. Prick.
AriesAngel41288 0
Ummmm I MYSELF bought my first car at age 17, then at age 19 my parents and I each paid for half of a car for me...why don't you get a job and actually work for it there killer? I've been working since age 15. It's not that bad champ. Or are you really that selfish that you need other people to spend they're hard earned money on you?
xkitten 0
My 50 yr old neighbor doesn't have a car cuz her's broke down.She's not bitching & moaning she politely asks for rides until she can get a new one. So shut up you HAVE a car,whiner.
thathaze 0
OH you pooooorrr baby!!! You didnt get a NEWER car for your 17th birthday?? Cry me a ****** river you spoiled brat!
Topguy 0
be happy with a car at all you baby
Catdaddy409 0
Now you know your getting a Camera for Christmas.
Kira_fml 0
at least you have one, you ******* greedy bastard