Today, I have a very mild case of COVID. I’ve been in quarantine for a few days now. No big deal. I’ve also been ridiculously horny these past few days. However, every time I…relieve that tension, I get a stabbing headache. Now I’m worried I may never full enjoy sex again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm on day 11 of having COVID. My husband said to me, "I hope you get better soon so we can finally have sex again." Thanks for being concerned about MY health and wellbeing. FML
Today, I woke up with a fever, headache and sore throat. All the symptoms of Covid-19. I told my husband, whose responded with, "Sack up and get over yourself." FML
Today, I’m so desperate I hooked up with a guy who has Covid. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I've been suffering from unbearable headache, fever, agonizing body pain for more than ten days. I took a COVID test, an antibiotic tablets course, even a dengue test. Finally after spending my entire bank balance on tests and MRI, it was diagnosed as a migraine - which went away with a single tablet. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Today, since splitting up with my girlfriend, I’ve watched so much porn I think I’ve given myself a friction burn on my clit, so now not only does it hurt to even walk normally, it’s way too painful to masturbate, so I’m now horny all the frigging time. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
Today, I just passed an important exam. Hours after I passed, I felt a tickle in my throat. I have COVID. I feel like shit. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It's ok. Sex is overrated. Just subscribe to Netflix, Prime, Hulu, Disney+, Apple TV+, etc. You'll be so entertained, the thought of choking the chicken wont even come to mind.
Grizz8831 14
I'm not a doctor but sounds like tightened veins? I would recommend from dealing with excruciating migraines most my life, caffeine. call up a pharmacist and ask them, they tend to know their stuff and can generally recommend something cheap and not need a prescription.
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RichardPencil 32
It's ok. Sex is overrated. Just subscribe to Netflix, Prime, Hulu, Disney+, Apple TV+, etc. You'll be so entertained, the thought of choking the chicken wont even come to mind.
Grizz8831 14
I'm not a doctor but sounds like tightened veins? I would recommend from dealing with excruciating migraines most my life, caffeine. call up a pharmacist and ask them, they tend to know their stuff and can generally recommend something cheap and not need a prescription.