Today, I finally figured out that when a man says, "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means, "I don't really want to see you again. I didn't think you'd actually USE my number." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
Today, I'm looking for a job, and the employer I spoke to by phone was busy, but before hanging up he said, "We'll call you soon." I still wonder how he plans to do so without even having asked for my number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
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Top comments
boredinjp 17
It took you that long to figure it out? You must be pretty slow...
redbluegreen 41
Shoulda used the rejection hotline.
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Comments (114)
redbluegreen 41
Shoulda used the rejection hotline.
rjrudman 0
Only ******* use the rejection hotline
redbluegreen 41
Only ******* give fake excuses.
rjrudman 0
How is saying 'no' a fake excuse?
redbluegreen 41
Lets see, he didn't say no, he blew her off and she had to piece together what he actually meant. That, to me, is the pussy way out. If he wasn't interested in her in the first place, why'd he even give her his real number? Let alone a number at all?
allmidnighteyes 11
He should've given her the Soulja Boii Hotline instead! "Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boi!"
failboatrollover 1
best way to dump someone ever
eggnogg 0
"Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" no shit sherlock, he just said he is always going to be busy.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
Duh!
crazydog0071997 0
no u dumbasses she asked him to go someplace he said maybe some other time I'll be busy then
applebramble 22
Hmm he's just not that into you . Moving onnnnnnn
boredinjp 17
It took you that long to figure it out? You must be pretty slow...
ZuRG_fml 7
Or the guy in question could've had the courtesy to say what he meant in the first place. See #13.
the_stereotype 0
"i'll be busy" how much more obvious could he get without just being outright obnoxious?
nygunns1 0
I just wish all girls could figure this out...
okay17 7
Or some guys could stop being a coward about it and tell the truth? It would be a lot easier for everyone.
allmidnighteyes 11
**** + chuck = livin' da life
rjrudman 0
Amber?
_Noon_ 0
I recommend you see the movie "He's just not that into you".
Zwische 13
should´ve bought breast implants
Stupidpoorpeople 0
Get an education, please.
fmyluff 7
Gee, I don't remember learning that in school.
Scotticus117 11
how can you even give the rejection hotline, it's the wrong area code? i thought it was funny when i found the number on the internet and called it. but only an idiot would actually call that number and think it was real.
redbluegreen 41
They have rejection hotlines for almost every state!
Zwische 13
screw rejection hotlines, he should´ve just pimpslapped her and tell her to buy breast implants!
redbluegreen 41
Why do us GIRLS need breast implants? Why don't you kill two birds with one stone and get your own?
Zwische 13
because i like birds!
allmidnighteyes 11
I would play with them too if you got them.
Zwische 13
@22 - stop living
moonlight_daze 8
#18. There are many many men would get breast implants WITHOUT ANY HESITATION if it was something that the lady's found attractive..
Zwische 13
actually, its only a quote from a song :D but yea, stop living, kthxbb
Nightfallz 0
when a man says "Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then" more than once, he really means Maybe some other time, I'll be busy then btw your fml sucks
Ihavetopee 0
That's what I was thinking.
redbluegreen 41
Alan is*