Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I took my laundry out of the washing machine and noticed one of my socks was missing. I checked the drum, the floor, and the laundry basket. I eventually found it inside the sleeve of the hoodie I'd been wearing while loading the machine. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?
UpYourself 0
Creepy
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UpYourself 0
Creepy
Zhejan 0
In Soviet Russia, underwear misses you!
Mirequetz 6
(edit my original post) get rid of "of clothing"
Mirequetz 6
Edited, please delete.
allmidnighteyes 11
*sniff sniff* something fishy is going on. to the Mystery Machine?
Christina21 2
LOL
Mandakins 0
I think you should write him a note... dear sir: please return my chonies. thanks.
rukusrazor 0
"Dear sir, enjoy the crabs."
Intoxicunt 6
#48 is win.
moonlight_daze 8
It sounds like he's lonely. Your neighbor, I mean.
Intoxicunt 6
At least you know where he lives. Revenge? How did you pass him and not notice a handful of women's panties in his arms/hanging out of the crotch of his pants?
allmidnighteyes 11
Maybe her neighbor took them while they were drying? I dunno, this is still ******* creepy as hell though. This, and the other one where the girl's creepsauce uncle had her panties in his hands when she walked into the room..... And, the one where the girl's brother had a box of her underwear, too. Ughh. Some people are ******* terrifying.
redbluegreen 41
If only more guys weren't scared to just go out and buy woman's underwear and blowup dolls... We wouldn't have this problem.
allmidnighteyes 11
Unfortunately, Rach, this FML is neither from Germany nor Japan.
redbluegreen 41
Damnit! If I was a man, I'd buy me some female garments, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm thinking the person the OP is talking about just wanted in on a little panty exchange. Nothing big there. Besides in the pants.
rrjr010 0
"Mmmm fresh, warm... panties!" FYL.
null_fml 11
At least he didn't piss on your clothes in the dryer like that other recent FML.
allmidnighteyes 11
No, but he probably did something else to her clothes in there =/ gahhhh, stupid flippy floppy comments kldfnm;slkfm;sdkfl
Intoxicunt 6
"Flippy floppy" reminds me of "I'm On A Boat". :-D
null_fml 11
Hmmmm good point. He had a long, presumably-unsupervised while in there alone with her clothes. And yes, FML really needs to fix their database. I'm getting tired of people constantly stealing my comment space! The ironic thing is it never seems to happen with the first comment.
redbluegreen 41
I've had my first comment disappear. D: It sucks. I wish they'd fix it. ):
ktg_6172 0
buy granny panties and do a load of those
Intoxicunt 6
LOL, I don't see that going well. Sounds like the beginning to a porno. *Guy steals girls panties* *Girl looks in guy's pants* "Are they in here? Whoooa, what an enormous..." You get the point. Insert cheesy **** music, and there you have it!
pmk138 0
I feel like he took them after u put them in te dryer because other ydi for not realizing they were missing wen u moved evrything from the washer to the dryer
RubixMonkey 0
YDI for spawning some mutant form of spelling.