Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
crackberrie 0
be thankful u even have a car!!!!
tadagash 0
I don't have a car. I can't afford one. I would be grateful for having one in the first place.
redbluegreen 41
-Hides- It wasn't me!
jdog69 0
Obvious troll is obvious. someone made this exact same post a couple of days ago with a laptop. but what the hell have some more food. WHAT THE HELL you are obviously a spoilt little prick! if your parents could afford to get you a second car don't you think they would have gotten you one? or at least something better then a book
m0nster_fml 0
you sound like a spoiled brat
Chantallika 0
So let me get this straight. You're seventeen years old, already have a car, and, according to this website, in California, where you cannot receive a full (unrestricted) driver's license until you're 18-years-old and you ask for a car in a recession, which will either be a used gas guzzler or a newer fuel miser, but at an expensive markup. Then you wonder why you get an insensitive gift. Gee, it might be a hint to take up a hobby and not have such a huge God damned sense of entitlement.
valuemeal2 1
At least you have a car. You're awfully privileged. And you can always go out and buy a camera, because apparently your family has enough money to get you a car every year....
alyzandra 0
Talk about being a spoiled, whiny little bitch. Sounds like they should've gotten you some big boy panties to go along with that book.
666HailSatan666 0
YDI for being spoiled. AND DEATH TO ALL HONDAS!!!!!!!
andagi2010 0
YESSSSSS! Toyota FTMFW! 2ZZ all day!
allmidnighteyes 11
2JZ-GTE is loooooooove in an all iron, twin-turbocharged straight 6. Seriously, Supras for the win.
Supermum43 0
Spoiled piece of *&$#@ !!! Find a job, work hard, buy a car with your own money.