Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
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Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
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ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
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Comments (227)
FMY_FYL 0
whoa. punch your dad in the face. seriously. FYL.
Shadow14l 0
She would've wrecked it anyways.
You_Just_Failed 0
Poor you, your parents bought you a car for your 16 th birthday!! All i had was a pat on the back and the charge of my 2 younger brother!
iBiteRoses 22
I got a party where 3 friends showed up. My mom's boyfriend "accidentally" wrecked the cake. I invited 30 people and only 3 showed up.
kristena103 14
I had a party a birthday party I invited 8 and 4 show up Wahh?
HairyPunisher 27
No offense 209 but did you have to try to make this a pity party about your woes?
ohsoale 0
FYL!!!Ahahaha.
KyleCaster 0
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...
cmaki10 0
i would be soo ******* pissed
Moniquake 4
awwww :o dang
ps15 0
not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
melpo 0
i was thinking the same thing. Oh no! You're sixteen and your parents are buying you a car - your life sucks sooooo bad.
avatarnicole 13
Everyone get over yourselves. The OP was NOT bitching about the fact that they get a car. They were probably very grateful and excited. The OP was saying FML because they witnesses their birthday present getting badly damaged. I am not that privileged either, but you guys need to learn how to read properly. Really. Stop jumping all over the OP for no reason.
ChrisMora 16
Exactly my thought.
Blimy 0
Today, It was my daughter's 16th birthday. After discussing it with my wife, we decided to get her a car and bring it home while she was at a friends house. As I was backing it into the garage, I hit the lamp post, and then I saw her and her friend peeking and squealing from the backyard. FML
Devin_Duke 0
Lol, what happens is that your insurance rates might go up. After all, you probably are using the same insurance as your two parents. Plus, if you're a teenaged boy, then your rates are extremely high. That sucks big time
Honda288 2
Actually girls insurance rates are now just as high. We race, and they text.
Honda288 2
Actually girls insurance rates are now just as high. We race, and they text.
cbeaith 0
omg this is a complete grammar fail.
AWS_MAN 0
wow some people are so spoiled that when their parents buy them a new car for their 16th birthday, and they make a mistake by crashing it they get pissed you should be thankful you even got a ****** car, who cares if there happens to be a little damage on it it's brand new, mos people don't get a car when their 16, on top of hat your parents payed for it. Oh yeah and the car was probably insured too that's what auto insurance is for you spoiled brat
Allstarr23 1
Aww, jealous?
tona01 16
no angry because that ain't an fml OP shouldn't complain about something like that, she is actually lucky, because a lot of people don't have anything to eat, but her parents, spend enough money to feed a lot of people on her car, damn i really wouldn't care if it was crashed, never look a gift horse in the mouth