Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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mEeLa_fml 0
*FLAME*
zyq9 0
I don't want to be mean, but I hope that attitude of yours bites you in the ass when you get older. ;)
sneaky_bby 0
You know i was more than happy to drive around my broken down civic for months after we bought it for 400$. Pulling over every 25 miles to refill the leaking transmission, having to pull over ever 15 minutes to let the car cool down. Yeahh, i was a straight baller :)
ChChCharlie 10
Tbh, I'd be happy to have a car at all, if I had one I'd drive around in it whether it sucked or not :] if it's driveable, who cares? Besides you can't really expect your parents to just buy you a new car...though it was a little stupid to buy you a book on photography if you didn't have a camera... still, I'm going to be saving up for my car :)
rockmaster 1
Give a man a car and he drives for a few years Teach a man to shoot **** and he drives for a lifetime.
pbuk 0
No-one owes you shit. Even on your birthday. Get your own car, loser.
01100110 0
So you need another car... Even though you already have one. I don't even have a car and I don't get a car for my birthday. I'm 18 should I make a FML about not having a car every birthday?
onyxindigo 0
You're SEVENTEEN and you want a SECOND car ? I'm a spoiled brat and have always gotten everything I wanted, but I'm still not getting a car for my EIGHTEENTH birthday. What the **** is the matter with you ?! Be ******* grateful. When your career in photography pays for your penthouse apartment you'll be ******* thankful.
requieminadream 0
Echoing what's already been said. You spoiled little shit.
kar0150 0
Get a job and stfu.