Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
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CallMeHush 1
uh? Happy Birthday? and enjoy the dick on your windshield.
Boddmon 0
aw I had my car plastic wrapped once too, cost $300 in repairs
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Boddmon 0
aw I had my car plastic wrapped once too, cost $300 in repairs
MightyMike2509 0
plastic wrap cost you $300 in repairs? did they cover it with glue b4 they wrapped it in plastic? fail!
Blue_Coconuts 7
I had an ex gf write a bunch of shit on my car like "I love you" and crap. It rained later that day and it all looked like shit. and it was a pain in the dick to take off... I don't get why girls do that crap.
iowa3jumpman23 0
YDI for forgetting your bday and lieing about your age
Boddmon 0
@MightyMike By any chance when you read plastic wrap, did you picture the kitchen one? I was referring to the massive sheets they use in warehouses to keep boxes from tumbling over. It wrapped around my car about 400 times (obviously not by hand) costing me $300 because they broke off my mirrors in the process. If you're going to try and call me out as a failure, at least think before you post. Moron.
crimewc 0
dang what fool done that
VanessaVander 2
it never said he lied about his age. his friends just mixed him up
apfunction 0
@23: it was a joke.
fireflies2012 0
ydi for having a car
woofis 0
sooooooo?
Boddmon 0
#31 - In my first post I said $300 in REPAIRS even if I didn't mention what specifically was damaged.
Reyo 2
Hey everybody, let's express our love for someone by annoying the piss out of them! Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. :facepalm:
ReyEr9412 0
The writing says happy birthday, but the plastic wrap says go **** yourself!
rmasterpros 0
stfu asshole
UberFail79 0
@40: Win! @42: Not so much, comrade troll.
foodman 0
you owned his ass
Saiiyko 0
made me LOL
shezzamezza 0
Um guys, he probs just had the same car as someone else who had their birthday. how did u not get that??
karina_said 0
losseerr
beccaishereyay 11
why would you even post this?
Missy612 14
Bcuase...it's FML!Dear god
fisheatsbear 6
this is funny. ydi for having the same car that someone who just turned 21 does
safirestar09 0
Seriously? There are probably thousands of other people in the U.S alone that have the same car as OP. You may as well have said 'ydi for having a nose'.
dogpup4 23
Pretty obvious #4 was joking.
Sunshine_753 0
It's not like they can control it! When you buy are car, you don't think about who else has it or when that persons birthday is
iowa3jumpman23 0
epic win
Boldmongoose 0
maybe someone feels bad that they forgot your birthday
hoydenrulez 0
ha
CallMeHush 1
uh? Happy Birthday? and enjoy the dick on your windshield.
lettertjes 0
That's strange. Find out who vandalised your car!
iamelrebel 0
it's * vandalized with a "z"
lettertjes 0
Doesn't that depend on whether you're using the US or UK spelling rules?
cowgod 0
vandalized should always be spelled with a z. s's are overused
FML_babe 0
#21 don't you mean overuZed =P
smqueen 0
@48. win!!
ChuckDangerz 0
that blows