Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
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ZING_MASTER 0
Kick his ass and steal the Lexus!!!
yadigg 0
ah dude that sucks. sorry, but just think of it this way if he ever crashes it hell be in deep shit.
FBellesLife 15
Favouritism at its finest. I would be pissed too, OP.
slyvanilla_creme 0
yeah my younger sis has a bmw (used, nontheless, a bmw) and i have a toyota camry...it would suck more if i didn't have a car, but i'm 28...your only 18, just wait until the economy gets better and you'll be in luck.
Sairagna 2
I don't know why everyone thinks that a better economy equals "everything is better".
Ipeh 20
A used BMW costs less than a Camry, unless it's an ultra-expensive one.
fhksuaifk 16
That doesn't mean that much. You can pick up a used bmw with 200k+ on Craigslist for 2-3,000. Now if it's a new one, that's a different story.
Seegtease 0
It was just the keys, by the wording, which isn't nearly as horrible. Still pretty bogus to see obvious favoritism.
arms_akimbo 0
Wow, your parents are dicks.
Fmylifeeveryday 0
completely understand...im the youngest with a bitch of a stepmother and her bitchy daughter who's pushing 30...and she always get treated better than I do.
duddenchu 0
Life is a *****! I hear you!!! :-S
alwaysalady 0
When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy
b182link 0
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kmccain 27
no offense to your parents but I can't stand sexist people like that
Thegingerninja 5
That is just horrible.
cadillacgal79 32
Do your parents know we're not in the 1700's?
WoldowJR 25
Your parents and all those with similar beliefs are holding America back.
writerchic85 26
That is the shittiest thing I've ever heard of a parent doing
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
I never even got a "college fund", only my brother did. But they did put money aside to pay for me to have a "proper" wedding. Then in fact my brother never went to college and I never got married so they lived it up spending the money on holidays abroad.
quiksta 0
#9 get a life please
smm_fml 3
#31: seriously? thats so ridiculous. and i wonder if there is a reason they don't trust you with the car? if not, then this is completely insane.