Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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ktg_6172 0
Get a job
Intoxicunt 6
@redbluegreen: Wherever the hell your and my comments went, I'm going to just reply like this. Asians FTW. Is that too much of a generalization? Oh well. I'll say it again. Asians FTW. :) Better yet, hott Asians FTWx2. But, allmidnighteyes, why don't you like cars like you described? Edit: Oh, ok. No flied lice? Lol. Good, you have decent taste.
Intoxicunt 6
Me too! Damn Yu-Yu-Hakusho getting me hooked.
redbluegreen 41
My twinny is Asian. ♥
allmidnighteyes 11
:D I so am.
Intoxicunt 6
Your twinny started the whole Asian convo. Well, I did, but it was about him. mercy: Deathnote isn't that good. I haven't watched much anime in years.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
Gundam Wing FTW
dswhite85 11
Tool...
WonderBlunder 0
Get a ******* job..
rrjr010 0
At least be decent enough to crash your car and injure yourself before you ask your daddy to buy you a new one. Perhaps it will even be a life-changing injury and then you can actually come back here and say "FML" without sounding like a spoiled little brat. Maybe.
lwdjaymac 1
Said it to another whiny teen a couple of days ago: Greedy bastard.
GreenAlbatross 3
The only way your life is ****** lies in the fact that you don't know how to function as a human being and you're only a year away from adulthood. So, pull your head out of your ass and grow up fast or you life will be ****** forever.
kwinters 5
why don't you whinge some more. you're 17 and have a car... your life is clearly ******. stfu
moonlight_daze 8
Get a job you ******* slob..
taechanisapony 4
Is how he replies~ God forbid ya ever have to walk a mile in his shoes Then you really might know what it's like to have the blues C'mon, I can't be the only one who thought this ...
hazydays 0
boo-*******-hoo
TheTruth1428 0
FYL for the present, but YDI for being a spoiled bastard who asks for a car as a present. Get a job and get your own car.
ihearthuggybears 0
Agreed!!