Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
HarrietPotter 1
Wow. Wish I had had a car when I was 17.
Helldozer 0
YDI you ******* spoiled prick bastard. Get a job, buy your own things instead of hanging on to mommy and daddy you little ****. 17 years old, asking for a BETTER car, go **** yourself bitch.
quivx 7
I'm sick of people coming to **** my life to complain about not getting every little thing their heart desires. Grow the **** up you spoiled prick.
hotrevolver_09 0
wowww chill out he just wanted a ****** car
kdubyou 0
wow FYL...that must suck so bad that you didn't get a SECOND car a YEAR after you got your license! Maybe you should get a job and buy one yourself? Worked for me...
p00p0ster0us 0
You asked for a new car?! What effing world do you live in kid? Work, get money, buy a car. What do you think all those people on the bus are doing there? Enjoying each other's company? No they're on the bus mostly because they don't have a car. The world is going to teach you some hard lessons and your parents taught you one soft little lesson. Asking for a car is asking for way too much. Hell asking for a new computer is asking for too much for a birthday present. You should be happy that they didn't buy you a car because then they'd be stupid parents and you'd be screwed when real life came calling.
superloop 0
you suck.
captainmaharet 1
YDI for your uppercrusty, entitled ass.
another_guy 0
Your parents must be very rich, if this is an FML for you.
sovereign_fml 0
You're 17, if it runs and it was given to you... well.... shut the **** up. You could have no car. Getting a gift you dont want isn't an FML, the moderators on this site blow.