Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
Maxon_fml 4
Not for me :)
Colbertrox811 5
It's not just single people who are legit alone today. Get over it.
chels1994 11
So what? There's no rule stating you have to be dating around the time of February 14th each year. You should think less about being alone and more about the people in your life that would do anything just to make you smile.
Vinnie788 0
Sure is, and it's my birthday! What a happy day.
NaoPudding 8
Hey, you don't have to have to be in a relationship to be happy. If you feel like you do, then you shouldn't have one. Being with someone just so they give you happiness is a lot to put on a person's shoulders. Valentine's Day isn't just for couples either. You can give Valentine's to friends (I do, even though most people think it's childish). Celebrate your love for you family and/or friends, or just ignore the holiday all together. It's your choice.
Zombiegirl420 1
Your just pissy cause u ain't getting laid today. Happy Valentines Day :)
KickItHigh 32
I thought it called Single Awareness Day... :S
dogpup4 23
Cheeer up, its my birthday tomorrow.
serena_10 11
Why is everyone saying things like this? Valentine's day isn't just about having a mate, it's about love. So go spend some time with your friends, family, cat, or whoever and stop complaining.
husky22 0
its my own personal holiday