crazytown62
United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
elena96 0
I know how you feel lol
iseyixes 18
Yay that means you can save the money you would have otherwise spent on a ridiculous gift that in reality means nothing since you have to wait for this day to show your affection for a significant other. I hate this day and I've been in the same relationship for 10 years. He has not and better no ever buy me a gift on this day, it means nothing.
BritLass 15
I'm with you there, Buddy :)
Pelreskovich 11
I thought it was Valentine's Day? You're single, not dying of a terminal illness, you'll find someone! I'm hoping for the same :)
MWhinery95 8
Life is a terminal illness; we should all live like we're dying.
AyaneXx 6
cheer up OP i got dumped last week and my valentines is being spent with my closest friends cause being single rocks :)
ragingdepression 4
not that movie we will be watching the forever alone guy in the corner crying as we eat chocolate infront of him.
smallshaft 10
Today I realized that roadie42 is really hot but I'd never have a chance al FML!
tj4234 36
hmm... she is actually
d_unsub 12
The moment you start thinking that a girl is too good for you is the moment that you stop having any chance, Now I understand why so many people here are single cos they rule themselves out without even taking a shot. why are you so sure that she doesn't like you too?? If you try and get rejected - You end up without her If you don't try your luck - You end up without her. So What is the ******* difference?? Just go for it you got nothing to lose; actually even if you get rejected you still winning cos at least now you know for sure that you have to cross her out of her list so you can move to the next one. Forever Alone?? Only if you want to
THE_A_TEEN 28
You play in traffic. ;]
andro6657 10
Day is not over yet so you can still turn it around or make it worse, ur call Broski
TheJashinist 8
Don't worry, cheap chocolate tomorrow!