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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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1800getalife 0
that's hot
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
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Comments (375)
BadPinkKitty07 0
awesome
idkweird 0
Haha, I was just about to say, "This is not an FML, this is AWESOME!"
iSitt 0
your name is now "Beeker"
massagenist 0
is your teachers name drew bartymore ?
krazyyy 0
just to say it.. that sucks and first
Metzler31 17
wow way to copy number 1...
TripleJumpMan 0
dude your gay
crazytrick11 0
no ur gay lol
alexandraa_fml 0
No no no, YOU are gay.
Bro_Namath 0
I'm gay?
Metzler31 17
ok well I responded to number 3, which now has conveniently disappeared and made my comment look pointless
Metzler31 17
oh and now it's back.. isn't that just awesome
DJeezy13 0
good job copying someone else's joke
Metzler31 17
oh and look now! it's gone again?!
jonathangt21 0
and ur pretty
1800getalife 0
that's hot
ggggiggity 0
I came here for this. leaving happy.
Clozzie 0
Babe, youre so hot. YOU ON FIRE!
joshyboy43 0
haha did he put you out? fyl
bigdaddypimp 0
maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?
paigeatsflesh 11
ahhhaha^^^
HeyMonday_fml 0
haha @ 7
shakenbake93 0
I hate when that happens.
rosesareblue15 0
Ahaha. So glad I read the comments on this ones. People are so punny.
SunshineSmilee 0
#7 win ^.^
StoryOfTheYear 15
yah I think he digs you, that was his form of going on a date, a hot date :D
plzustink 0
epic win!
ashlynn610 12
Awh I feel bad for you ):
eriinbaby 0
sweet :)
ashlynn610 12
@5 hah was the pun intended??
ansrab4ever 0
hey how's it going
ashlynn610 12
pm me if you wanna talk to me
boopityboppity 11
ashlynnn, it looks like you just told yourself to PM yourself :)
ashlynn610 12
lol no i didn't haha i think some creeper was trying to talk to me over comments, then he got modded... so it's all good (:
Bro_Namath 0
You were soo into it
ashlynn610 12
huh?
Bro_Namath 0
The creeper
ashlynn610 12
i'm confused, i don't get you.
Bro_Namath 0
Now i'm lost..what's happening here?
Sirin_fml 47
NIM NIM NIM
paigeatsflesh 11
RA RA RA
alexandraa_fml 0
CA CA CA
Sirin_fml 47
Disappearing comments are bad. I shall file a bug report...
Bro_Namath 0
What is going on here? I feel like you should mod yourself Sirin. Rules are rules.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Comment êtes-vous, Sirin?
doink 0
Coocoo for Coco puffs.
Bro_Namath 0
Damn you!
crazytrick11 0
omg Ashlyn r u always confused?? lol jk u r blond thou
ashlynn610 12
maybeeee lol (:
meetmissmayhem 4
Smh >.
FrecklesXO 8
Are you sure it was an accident?
bigdaddypimp 0
freckles is cute ;)
Blue_Coconuts 7
That's because she's a Southern Californian girl. ;)
crazytrick11 0
luvin the wheels!! ^^ what kinda bike is it?
Fedor_is_KING 0
Actually, it's a lot easier to light someone on fire then you think. Ahh, good times.
crazytrick11 0
dude u look high in ur pic^^
Blue_Coconuts 7
That was my Ninja ZX-10... But it got totaled when a guy ran a red light and hit me with his truck. I went over, the bike went under, and it was gone. I have an all black Yamaha R6 now with some custom work done too it (exhaust, fender eliminator, etc)... I like my Yamaha better really.
crazytrick11 0
omg that sucks major!! did u get hurt?? that's cool thou that u got a new one!! lol not cool that u got in an accident thou but yeah my dad has a hyabusa and I drive it sometimes!! it's pretty amazing!!
Peacemaker9 7
I second #26's comment!!!!
Blue_Coconuts 7
I broke a few bones and got bad road rash.. I lived though, it's what matters. About month and a half ago I broke my wrist/thumb when someone else hit my Yamaha. I got it fixed up and am riding again, but my wrist and thumb are still not 100%... :(