readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Top comments
A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
andrew935 0
Im sorry OP. That sucks :(
A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
xGet_Over_It 0
i modded this! I feel so accomplished!! lol
te_amo_ily 0
ahhhhaha i agree with 12 !!
x_sophinator_x 0
who cares?? so many ppl are single its not even a curse anymore. having a partner does not(!!!) equal happiness.
doorfloor 0
try e-harmony, if they have commercials, they gotta be good
priscilla_28 5
Take it off! I doubt someone interested will aproach you if they think you are taken. Well unless he's into that.
JohnGraveline 0
being single is awesome OP.. so stfu. and ydi for caring what others think... and wasting money on a peice of shit shirt.
tygerarmy 35
Why do you care what people think? Just go out, you are a girl, someone will hit on you. Or, you could make the first move and hit on someone.
emo_Onsterr 0
I hate how everyone comments on the first comment so people will see their comment lol
travz 0
14 are you single?
Shookitup 0
then shouldnt you wear a "I'm desperate" shirt?
anlhawks 5
agree with 12 I'm single op and there's nothing wrong with that .
blazin_cockasion 0
u should go to spencers and buy a penispop
cam0l 0
hey OP. wanna hook up?
HandOfClod 0
32- Hell yeah! Work that game!
StoryOfTheYear 15
I think you will get more bites this way Us males don't like the easy way out, we go for what's already taken :P
rainbowhobos 4
Wow, not to be mean, but that's a new level of desperarity... (if that's even a word). Might as well buy a shirt that says "I'm a ho." in an attempt to hide your virginity. Owwch.. was that too harsh?
te_amo_ily 0
ye im single.
11colio11 4
ydi for not being president
redsoxlover09 0
with those looks I doubt ure single
HandOfClod 0
70- Since you're single, he would like to fly you out to his home. He lives in Mobile, Alabama. A van will pick you up at 4:30.
te_amo_ily 0
haha
travz 0
Nah, I actually wanna get your facebook 14 no stalker/rapist bullshit lol
te_amo_ily 0
i dont have fb , uhmm fb is made for creepers
FFML_314 12
She has a facebook, she just doesn't want you to know that's not really her in her picture. ;]
travz 0
fb isn't just for creepers lol. anyway since you feel that way I guess there's nothing I can do about that. peace :p
StoryOfTheYear 15
I predict being single with that shirt will get you shingled
pnutbutterandkel_fml 0
That reallyyyy sucks
guiltypleasure12 0
that shirt just ruined the small chance you had at being un-single.
te_amo_ily 0
umm wtf this is mee in the pic..
kfrizzle2 4
Lol why do people think that having a significant other is sooo important. You don't need a partner. Its not the end of the world. Lol go out and enjoy being single =]
HandOfClod 0
Ah! You broke his heart! Oh so mean, meanie. Just kidding. Asking to request someone on facebook is creepy. Even though he said it wasn't for creeps. Sounds like a creep trying to be un-creepy. Hmmmn...
travz 0
lol lesson learned , won't be trying that again haha my appologies if I came off as a creeper , I saw tha pic and tried to socialize & got owned. I just got a cool FML :D
te_amo_ily 0
bahahaa
Chrisskiies 0
^thise comments made me lol more than the fml :)
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
#101 Haha me too. :)
OhWowFYLindeed 0
#37 Lmao! So true! xD
PokemonTyrant 0
lol I'm single and I don't really mind... bf's seem like alot of trouble :/
Simplyjulie 0
Rofl that's not nice ! cmon
Vash_41288 10
being single isn't A bad thing, you can be happy with out someone ya know.
Vash_41288 10
being single isn't A bad thing, you can be happy with out someone ya know.
the_sodomizer 0
alcohol and reefer will solve all of your problems
YourEvilHero 12
world of Warcraft op
Blue_Coconuts 7
14 isn't single anymore that I'm here.... Nor is 25... Or 37... Or 86... And I guess 115 because he has chick hair and I can only assume wears chick pants... Your welcome, ladies.
OhWowFYLindeed 0
#131 Thats just wrong. :( And they're called skinny jeans. :P
PokemonTyrant 0
123.... wait, what? when did I say FML was a social networking site wtf??
xXLenaXx 0
Fail. You would've actually been better off with an "I
xXLenaXx 0
Commenting on this site is so retarded. I wrote "you'd be better off with an "I LOVE threesomes" t-shirt".
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
68: The word you're looking for is desperation.
cstrat 0
#133 skinny jeans and chick pants are the same thing.
khadijah32594 3
sorry that you have to wear a t shirt and you only know that your single but people now a days really dont care if your single or not
AchillesTheSwift 0
lol
yasmeenjonasx3 0
... why would you wear that? now everyone will think you're unavailable (amd commited)
bassguitar19 1
14! GET RID OF THOSE DUCK LIPS! GAHHHHHHJ DUCK LIPS. DO NOT. MAKE. YOU. LOOK. HOT, FUNNY OR CUTE.
Hamsterzilla 0
#131, ahw no 115 looks like a guy ): it's called scene hair u beetch D: skinny jeans on guys ish hawt. if u disagree just stfu cuz idc what u think.
youngrob 0
12 is absolutly right.. ur never gunna get a man wearing a shirt that says "I love my bf".. what a horrible solution to your chances at finding any guy
betty66 3
um yeah, isn't that julianne hough in her pic?
relyo 0
It's funny because when single guys that would've been interested in dating you see that, they're going to think you're seeing someone and not approach you.
sweeney18 0
but skinny jeans looks hot on guys like him :P
twinny_sc 13
eh those shirts are dumb you don't see guys walking around in an "i heart my girlfriend" shirt.
yuesha 5
just because you're a girl doesn't mean you'll get hit on. I never have. can't figure out if I'm ugly or not, haha.
EvilDave 13
#17: But wanting a partner and not having one does equal unhappiness.
greendaygirl999 5
32 are you desperate?
cheergirly16 0
198 your pic made me lol. :)
immazombeastxD 0
why would you do this if you consider your life ****** because your single?
megiscool123 0
u know, being singles not that bad. I've been asked out a few times but I really don't say yes unless I really like them back. plus I love the freedom of being single :)
scvcwcheer 0
this isn't an fml... it's your fault, YOU bought the shirt... can't you just be ok with being single? I wanted a bf for a long time and when I decided to be happy single, guess what? got my amazing bf. so just relax and enjoy life, let the right guy find you
parapeople 5
I once saw a lady wearing a shirt that said, "I <3 my baby (even if the daddy is an asshole)."
twirliegirlie 0
12- agreed a shirt that said "I'm single" would be better
Rine45 0
anyway i'm sry
mooshibear140 4
OP, you're not going to get a boyfriend wearing THAT shirt.
ShatteredDreams8 0
you deserve it for caring about what other people think
OMGEVILTACOS 0
Annalynne McWhore does that retarded tshirt crap
OMGEVILTACOS 0
I've heard nothing confirming that they're actually together he could do better
OMGEVILTACOS 0
Whatever adan!!! U know I like to know what things are point blank I dnt like not knowing for sure
yellowdaisy92 0
thats pretty lame :/
babysayslove 0
lame dude
nbspike3_fml 0
get a boyfriend op
sweeney18 0
your hot ^_^
JohnGraveline 0
your not.
sweeney18 0
and who said your hot.? plus you haven't even seen how I look, so I suggest you shut up mmmk.? ^_^
cheergirly16 0
6 you are soo hot.;)
JohnGraveline 0
That wasn't to you sweeney. Sorry if you were hurt.
HandOfClod 0
Aaaahh!!! It's YOU'RE! YOU'RE! I'll say it one more time. YOU'RE!!
FFML_314 12
your lying 71! your misunderstood!
PokemonTyrant 0
psh yeah #6 is pretty hot
VeryNice329 0
#6 looks like Kendall from Big Time Rush.
iAmEpicFail 2
I'm confuzled.. I really hope you girls are being sarcastic.
Hamsterzilla 0
yeah 6 isn't hot. the dude above me ^^^^^^^ is just adorrrrable though
cheergirly16 0
agreeeed 195 lol both are hoott:);)
kfrizzle2 4
I smell cinnamon rolls.
paulwall99 0
dang ur life sucks op
andrew935 0
I have no life, and even fail at trying to get first comment.
Daerauko 0
lol you sound like that emo dude who complained about being single and not getting women, and in the end could only be his own fault because instead of complaining should ******* do something about!
the_flirtt 0
wow someone needs to get laid !!
paulwall99 0
u sound pretty lame op work on that don't lie about it
muziclife 0
well if u wanna guy then why did u make one? the might not go after u if u have a bf,think about it...