Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
The grind
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Use the military clock!
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
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jamiecakes 0
ugh that happens to me like every week.
cthulhu_fml 0
O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?
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Comments (79)
jamiecakes 0
ugh that happens to me like every week.
Rach_star 0
LOL I dont know why that made me laugh!
raghavfyl 0
it happened to me like yesterday
THEchubbybunny 0
another case of the MUUUUUN-DAYZZZZ
RidgeWalker 0
LMAO! that was even better than the FML!
RyGan 0
simple and original :) I like it
thegirlnextdoorr 0
I like this FML :D It's something everyone has to face, so everyone can relate. If you clicked YDI, you're basically saying it to yourself...
hahaitsmattheau 0
how the hell does shit like this get through
awesomesauceninj 0
yea this happens to me after every sunday
TotalStar 0
legit, #102 just completely ruined it.
Justforlolz 14
Lawl @ #1 and #108. Both WIN!
zlat541 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i wanna 69 your leg.
frosting1012 0
that's nice
babyjaguar96 0
I wanna 69 your nasal cavity
shammyyy 0
how 'bout no 69ing anything :))
AnonymousLife_fml 0
How does this get posted, and mine gets refused. FML, My story is more dramatic, cause its my life....
LauraTheKiwi 0
and it's now or never...(8)
RyGan 0
because this FML actually made people laugh
eehizle 0
Your story is probably grammatically incorrect shit that no one wants to read. zing.
cthulhu_fml 0
O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?
Stephen_fml 0
you shouldn't have woken up
Brendiux 0
hahaha
ilovefatcats 12
I eke up on Mondays, like, EVRY week!!! what are the odds?!
Tobias_Grey 0
Goddamn... I hate it when that happens.
idc_fml 0
at least you woke up. some people didnt. i'm sure a dead person will be happy to trade with you.
lifesuckseggs 0
Once... i fell asleep on a saturday and woke up on a monday.. IT WAS MESSED UP... I had no idea wtf was going on
StarChan 2
#10 =
Tiff_A_Boy 0
well... its called sleeping through the day, you probably went to bed like really late
tincan 0
You're Garfield?
UnluckyChicka 0
and ur a tin can
wira176 2
Monday - The enemy of Sunday!
airforce987 20
do you love in boston? I recognize your profile pic. looks like the Charles river
TheNinjaCat 10
I'm sure he doesn't love in Boston...maybe he lives there though...
dragonaair 5
win^