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Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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ms_YoungMula 8

You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol

indistructo 3

points for creative and funny break up

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Fx13mz 7

Who's Paul Frank?

worldcupcheer17 0

thats a different way of breaking up with someone..

jonan1212 5

apparently someone singles

Btreasure 8

It's a brand. Paul Frank that is.

jillianmathers12 13

Happy Birthday OP

SCREAM4meeee 0

I'm guessing you got the hint? One more single girl :D

KiddNYC1O 22

Anne Frank relative.........................

happyhak 5

Paul Frank on TV: "Breaking up with someone: There's a shirt for that. Yep, there's a shirt for...just about anything. Only on Paul Frank."

LaydiexSkull 3

Isn't Paul Frank the monkey? People like to say it's a Bobby Jack rip-off...or am I thinking of something else?

fatme2012 7

Well that's original. :)

indistructo 3

points for creative and funny break up

markrs 0

Buy her a shirt that says, "I'm not with stupid, I am stupid"

thaCODgod 4

That stupid bitch

xleanne_aLly 23

FML seems to be full of funny break ups these day :p

jonan1212 5

apparently someone single

strawberrydreams 18

Well, that's saying something, isn't it?

slushpup9696 12

Yes, it says "I'm single."

ms_YoungMula 8

You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol

perdix 31

Freedom! Some die for it, others get it on their birthday. Head right on down to the bar and tell this story to the hottest girl you can find. The birthday/sympathy **** is almost guaranteed, especially if you are generous with the liquor.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh perdix, your wise words never cease to amaze me.

loroxe 6

Predix, you have never failed to make me laugh, you get a gold star of epicausity.

Playful1985 9

When girls go out to party, they don't want to hear your problems

Daralea 21

That shirt will help you pick up a quality girl one day.

DjeePee 25

Buy her a t-shirt saying: "I'm a friggin' child". Come on, why spend money on a break-up? Just tell your partner it doesn't work anymore, or even better, try to work it out. She chose a horrible day, that's for sure.

slushpup9696 12

This makes for a better story.

j_cat187 20

I got one of those shirts at the rehabilitation clinic.

tona01 16

Everything is better, when it's on a tshirt

Dreamkiller51 5

I have to disagree on that one!

Wheredidgrungego 12

What about semen?

tona01 16

Well, if OP' ex had broken up with him the normal way, we probably wouldn't be reading this FML, thus stopping random people to laugh at OP's misfortune, and having a better day See? Everythin gis better when it's on a tshirt

tona01 16

* everything

Dreamkiller51 5

Ohhh I get it now.....NOT!!!! lol

tona01 16

Well good for you, if you wish to have cyber balls, and troll a little be my guest. I'm guessing that you're a prepubecent dumbass, that's trying to be cool. Because of instead trying to put something usefull here, you decide to attack someone else. So please if you are such a eminence in humor and in internet relations, do post a comment, instead of complaining about other comments an opinions. So until you make a comment With some substance, everything you say is invalid... Dipshit