Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Tiecho 4
Awww now im sad...
hoonyer 17
$50 that everyone who clicked FYL is single. . . i know this cuz im one of them :'(
MehFest 0
Spend the day playing video games. done and done.
Slimma 20
really? Single Loser Awareness Day? If you want to look at the day like that and wallow in your self pity then so be it. But shoot there is no reason why a single person cannot enjoy the day. There is not a reason why a single person cannot have fun on the day. Surely there are friends that you can spend it with. Surely there are things you can do on your own like you do every single other day of the year. Just to magnify it today is absurd. Today is just like any other day of the week. The only difference is that people want to try to make it bigger than it actually is or in this case overreact like its so horrible now to be single when any other day it is perfectly fine. There is absolutely no problem with being single on this day or any other day of the year. Treat yourself to some good food, treat yourself to a movie, hang out with your friends whether they have somebody or not. Just have fun.
Slimshots 8
tl;dr RAGE!!!!
DerpyHooves 0
Baaaaaw.
bethanael 13
Next time try to find a date. Its not like Valentines day just sneaks up on you. Or be happy and spend that money on yourself or friends.
DeeMillzee 4
I celebrate the same holiday!! :'D
amrik 11
No, it's Tuesday :)
smiley_chickie 9
umm actually its SAD day (Singles Awareness Day)
AuronDante 0
You got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.