crazytown62
United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
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welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
Slimshots 8
Today is the day that I'm thankful for moderators.
KellyPeterson92 10
Aww it's ok, I know exactly how you feel -_-
brock329 3
No reason to be sad it's a dumb ass hallmark Holliday
truegirl21 2
Doesn't it suck!! Knowing that you are while everyone else is happy! I understand man!!
bubo_fml 11
Impossible!! You can always Love Yourself! That's why V.D. (Valentines Day/Venerial Disease) is now W.W.D. (Wonderful Wank Day!) (fap, fap, fap...)
CommanderBalls 10
Youre not a loser man relax
melibear89 7
Quit griping about your alone on valentines day. Your not the only single person people going to pity you for it. Go buy your self flowers and chocolate stuff your face and over it.
MischievousLoki 6
Okay, not to sound rude here. But OP if you are saying it's "Single LOSER Awareness Day" and adding Loser to it, that is very annoying. Well with all the people who are single and bitch and moan about "Oh no...It's Valentine's Day, I am so ALONE!" Okay, yeah it hurts to see couples together, but just treat Valentine's Day like it's some other damn day.
darkfirewolf13 7
Yep... I agree...
RHCP416 0
it's actually Singles' Awareness Day or S.A.D.
rubberduckie94 13
I am so tired of people griping about holidays that "Hurt their feelings" or "offend them". If your single do what most everybody did in their single years. Invite all your friends over for a single person party or ignore the holiday like I do all the ones that do not apply to me.
Slimshots 8
Or nerd rage on the internet. It's where all you real friends are.
rubberduckie94 13
You are*
fenixtorador1 11
Or you can get a straw and suck it up 136 because people are gonna complain anyway. That's how they are.