Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm single, I love valentines day, it's only "single loser awareness day" if you don't make it "have a good time, give and eat candy, be creative with valentine jokes, and wear a lot of red day"
heyhey0071 0
CORRECTION TO EVERYONE: it's Singles Awareness Day. Short version:SAD day. Now does everyone get it ?
tbone666 0
At least tomorrow is "all chocolate is half price" day
nhl477 5
thank god its single people awareness day i thought it was valentines day. phew!
cherry72 13
It's just a Hallmark holiday. Cheer up *hugs*
pottymouthpanda 0
I enjoy being single on v-day :o
greenmen 12
No it's multiple awareness day
Maryald 4
QQ. Quit being like the rest of the workd and quit your bitchin. Its about showing love to people around like your family too. So buck the **** up.
jem7vwh 1
Save your money.
bosu_no_youna 0
Single and proud! :D