Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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chrisb357 5
Singles Awareness Day= SAD. :(
tigrouficele2012 44
Personally, I insist on calling it Singles Pride Day. I really hate the idea that being single is automatically a bad thing, but I'll refrain from soapboxing here.
leh9 2
Yea it is ;(
br0ccoli 15
What?!? Lol! No honey it's 'single, sexy, and free' day. Half the ppl with significant others will either be in tears in disappointment or having sex for the sake of not being alone. The grass isn't always greener!!
Ambaayyy 8
Seriously. Be independent. Valentines day isn't that big of a deal. I have a boyfriend, and we never make a big deal out of it. If you only care about the person and make a big deal of you being together on one day,you're failing at the rest of the year.
Swiko 11
YDI for acting like being single is the end of the world.
BGoodRBCareful 5
My wise mom once told me, "It's better to be alone and wish you weren't, than to *not* be alone and wish you weren't." Although attention is nice, you shouldn't have to rely on others for affirmation. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't buy yourself chocolate, flowers or dinner. I already have a delicious tenderloin waiting for me to cook myself when I get home after I pick up a bottle of wine.
abala 0
Lol I'm not sorryyy
Raider4life15 2
Ik how u feel OP, I feel ur pain
MickGold 8
Yes, it seems so...:(