crazytown62
United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
vintage3113 6
+10 interwebz points for you, sir!
jampang6 5
Amen bro
flyskya 1
Looks like 712 people are very very lucky this day. Well forever alone to all the other 2000 some fellow single losers!
hateevryone 15
you're not alone. you're not a loser, either. :)
bloodthorn 4
well, to be fair, this FML *is* right.
AFEmoWifey 0
I understand OP, but shake it off. Nothing like V day knowing your other half is on the other side of the world. Do what I did, enjoy being with friends and just have fun. It really isn't that bad.
MWhinery95 8
That's every day of my life.
shirleyl91_fml 6
you guys are all wrong, it's Forever Alone Party
SeemsToFail 0
Not for me its see whos available day
teamPEETA 0
Cmon guys don't be so pessimistic, not forever alone, but alone for now :)