crazytown62
United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
Jackasss_fml 14
For you it may be. For me its Independence day. Free bird.......
ShayMarie99 15
Don't worry. I have a date with my bed and a box of chocolates today, too.
music_lover95 0
I say that single awareness day is a day when you can really appreciate who you are as a person, realize that you don't need anyone to define who you are.
JrDoubled 0
Thought i was the only one :)
fenixtorador1 11
Wrong. Just Single's Awareness Day (SAD) for those of us too good for someone to chain us down
askingzack 1
Ha habha ha
THE_A_TEEN 28
How is that bad, #100? What if he is gay?
THE_A_TEEN 28
************. Stupid commenting fail ...
jose1760 1
I'm sure your cousin will change her mind about being your valentine!
LOVEeujenya 3
#ForeverAlone #Mylife !
TheNewGuy03 29
It doesn't matter if you're single or not on Valentine's Day. In fact, Valentine's Day doesn't matter. Whatever. Go set something on fire. |the kid|
IntoTheClouds 42
I got myself some penis pops for Valentine's Day, because they're all I'm ever going to get.