Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
Lexi_Ray 5
woop dee doo
EpixFai1 1
Who cares if its valentines day cause this girl is right
th3hardrocker 12
I hear ya brother
wooley29 8
If you don't like your life then change it. Feeling sorry for yourself does you no good.
Dustin_Pedobear 9
Because we can all mold the will of others to fit our desires in life, right?
wooley29 8
If that is what you got out of my post then sure.
cornielious 1
Being single kicks ass!
Cody1963 2
Your not the only one.
jplane 0
Uhhh what day is it?
ragingdepression 4
post under me gets box of forest gump chocolates enjoy.
Greendaycheese 12
CHOCOLATEEEEEEE
CyberPunkTink 0
Exactly the case for me. Sorry mate.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Let's celebrate by eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's while watching RomComs in the fetal position, crying. Happy Valentine's Day!