Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend started a six month jail stint. The last thing he gave me was his phone, on which I discovered $30,000 in credit card debt. Why didn’t I go after the guy who went to dental uni? FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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Top comments
TxKitten79 10
Uh, so break up. Duh
jbuckets_404 39
I bet that HIS bf-in-jail prefers that, too....
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Comments (19)
jbuckets_404 39
I bet that HIS bf-in-jail prefers that, too....
TomeDr 25
Time to make some tough decisions. You’ve already said you’re better off without him. If you guys live together, you have until he gets out of jail to get yourself your own place.
TxKitten79 10
Uh, so break up. Duh
raven_of_azarath 35
I feel like it might depend on why he’s in jail. I wouldn’t know how to go about breaking up with someone imprisoned for aggravated assault or something. Especially if they’re about to get out.
alycion 39
Shouldn’t depend in this situation. She stated that she was not looking forward to his return, so therefore, really does not want a relationship with him. Breaking up is the answer. And I’d move so he couldn’t track me down as easy if he’s in for something like you said. Of course, I’d break up with someone who went to jail over those charges in most circumstances. Self defense or helping someone else would be the exception. And yes, the justice system does fail in these cases sometimes.
lowshadows 21
Why the **** you call him a boyfriend anyway?
Nhayaa 21
Or, you can find a new boyfriend.
ambiko 19
Well you got 6 months until you gotta deal with it so lol enjoy it! Then decide if you wanna break up 🤷🏼♀️ don’t break up with him while he’s locked up tho, that’s the worst torture you can do to someone who loves you... just a thought, wait until you can talk face to face
Mungolikecandy 19
There is an easy solution to this one...
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
if you realize that then why is he still your boyfriend
ArtLover 13
Seems to me like he shouldn't be your boyfriend in the first place
alicelouise66 5
I'm not understanding why he's still your boyfriend. ydi