Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Top comments
Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
KylesGirl52 0
cheat on him then dump his ass
danggitserinn201 0
youu need to break up with that asswipe. I bet he's just playing stupid.
thisiswilli_fml 5
eh.... i thought cheating implied kissing or something Like that, at least...
HappinessForFree 3
I consider kissing with a person other than your partner as cheating too. But I think it's a whole new level of cheating when you have sex with another person. But I guess that's just personally, some people see a kiss and a **** as comparible. Anyway, it's both considered cheating.
Kelita 0
ummmm DO NOT follow #31 gun advice!! Just cause he claims he don't know, which I think he does, doesn't mean he has to get shot. Geeezzz people nowadays just get crazier n crazier.....
PhillyFox 0
YDI since you didn't leave him the first time.
tamimac 3
um break up with him dumb ass!!! YDI!
purple_sarah88 0
Honestly it sounds like he's trying to justify something he has done, or will do, or to break up with you. Take the hint, you'll be better off!
Namenlos_fml 20
DUMP HIM!!! YDI for not doing it sooner
gabrielleangeliq 0
He gets it.
darklitfaery 0
to prove your point invite him to watch you and his best friend screwing.