Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today, my husband cracked a "Rectum? Damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML
Today, I confidently told a funny story during a holiday family dinner. Nobody laughed, except my younger cousin, who snorted so hard at the way I'd flopped into complete silence, he sprayed cranberry sauce across the table. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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TenChubbyPandas 7
There is no reason why your Aunts raised such a big stink about it.
LifeTrolls 16
That's some strong laughing gas right there...
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LifeTrolls 16
That's some strong laughing gas right there...
MissMayLaw001 21
Mah Nigga Harambe
TenChubbyPandas 7
There is no reason why your Aunts raised such a big stink about it.
YaBoiSeabass 15
Did you think it would be silent or did it slip out? If #1 ydi of #2 fyl
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
What if it was neither?
AngelBaby666 12
That was just your grandfather hangin out.
Tripartita 45
If your grandfather knew his offspring was laughing and happy, just think how pissed he'd be! Respect those you love who have died by being utterly miserable at their funerals!
chrisbeaudoin 26
I honestly don't understand funerals. Some cultures don't mourn and instead celebrate the after life, I'd rather go out with people celebrating rather than them crying in a crowded room.
vinnie_boombotz 15
Seriously thinking the same thing. If gramps was there, OP, he'd be laughing too!
roryabester 8
unless thier granpa was a dick
fitnessgram 19
In Ireland they cremate the person and then they go party (and of course drink, they're Irish;))
rachelthelime_fml 29
Lots of people do parties after funerals, like the Irish xD The funeral is there to say goodbye and to remember your loss, then the party is a celebration of the dead person's life
alaina1104 11
Don't feel bad about it OP! Stuff like that happens, and I'm sure your grandfather would be glad his grandkids are all happy and smiling.
limegreenpoopie 31
Eh, shit happens...or close to it.
arano 29
Your grandfather wouldn't want everyone sulking around anyways.
jameshiajada 3
i wish my aunts wouldn't talk to me