Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating again. Not wanting to lose him, I suggested we try opening our relationship and being poly. He flew into a rage and swore I was just trying to think of an excuse to get back at him by screwing a bunch of randos. I can’t win. FML
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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Top comments
Spartan085Momma 0
If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!
Stumblebum30 5
I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.
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Comments (172)
oldenuff2party 3
ohh he gets it
Somedood117 0
he's right, it's only cheating if you have feelings for the other person. sex is just an action, and people only feel weird cause they think it's wierd ( but enjoy it) and you don't see others do. kind of like monkey see, monkey do.
letiflor 3
why is he still your boyfriend?
wolves91 0
just break up with him he does not have to get it you just gotta do it stupid!
gunnymike212 0
and you are still sitting there explaining it? looks like you deserve this one... way to go!
MoreLemonPledge 0
did you start to fight then stop is that why it is almost 3
varkey 7
break up with him
Nakolover13 0
Seriously? He needs to find someone who also thinks sleeping with someone else isnt cheating ...as for you, your a dumbass for giving him so many chances.
GawZ 0
way to go! sounds like a real winner. I bet he's the one.
caviar_fml 2
YDI for sticking with a moron like that